# Thank you, Christina Applegate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 1, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823 "2011-02-01T21:15:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/21 "2011-02-01T23:05:59Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> If food is your criterion for stupid names, try these widely accepted, if uncommon, names:
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> Brandy  
> Brie  
> Candy  
> Cherry  
> Ginger  
> Honey  
> Olive  
> Pepper  
> Rosemary  
> Saffron  
> Sherry

Widely accepted at the strip club, maybe.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/22 "2011-02-01T23:09:13Z")

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Haven’t met a whole lot of strippers named Olive or Rosemary.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/23 "2011-02-01T23:16:14Z")

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> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#):
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> You know, Cinnamon Applegate sounds pretty good actually.

Sounds like a pastry scandal. Like they caught somebody stealing a turnover recipe.

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**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/24 "2011-02-01T23:28:47Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Haven’t met a whole lot of strippers named Olive or Rosemary.

I take it you’re not a fan of the movie, “[Synecdoche, New York](http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1853422,00.html)”?

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/25 "2011-02-01T23:42:48Z")

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> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#):
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> Widely accepted at the strip club, maybe.

Ginger is a respectable nickname for male rock ‘n’ roll drummers from the British Isles.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/26 "2011-02-01T23:58:30Z")

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Horse Applegate

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/27 "2011-02-02T01:12:01Z")

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Will she Sadie Grace before de meal?

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/28 "2011-02-02T01:23:17Z")

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Yeah, I also had a great-aunt Sadie, but she was born Sarah in 1912. She was called Sadie until she died in 2009. She was a Canadian Catholic, but usually around here in NY it’s considered an old-fashioned Jewish name.

Congrats to Christina! I’ve been a fan of her since Kelly Bundy and saw her twice on Broadway as Sweet Charity. I’m especially glad she was healthy enough to have a kid at her age and after a double mastectomy.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/29 "2011-02-02T01:25:21Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Will she Sadie Grace before de meal?

Arrrrgh! Ya beat me to it, **cmkeller**!🙂

Q

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/30 "2011-02-02T01:29:39Z")

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See, now I can’t think of any of these names as anything but tasty, tasty political scandals.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/31 "2011-02-02T01:59:25Z")

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I seem to be alone in liking the weird names celebs give their offspring.

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**Author:** ![kapri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kapri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kapri)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/32 "2011-02-02T02:35:19Z")

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Sadie Grace is also my niece’s name! She turned one last week and is adorable.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/33 "2011-02-02T12:44:23Z")

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As a mother of a Sadie Rose, I say whee to a nifty name.

She knows a few other Sadies, but they’re short for Mercedes.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/34 "2011-02-02T12:56:01Z")

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God I lusted after her when she was in MWC.

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**Author:** ![beartato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@beartato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beartato)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/35 "2011-02-02T13:48:03Z")

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It doesn’t matter what your name is, someone somewhere thinks it’s stupid. Are these rich and famous celebs supposed to poll a bunch of mouth breathers for name approval? I know it provides hoi polloi with a chance to feel “superior”, but I’d rather be named Pilot Inspektor and have a huge trust fund than be Michelle or Madyysonn or Mekenzey or Kayla and poor.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/36 "2011-02-02T13:56:48Z")

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Rhoda Applegate

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/37 "2011-02-02T14:08:56Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Will she Sadie Grace before de meal?

If she does we’ll have to give her a Mass O’ Kisses.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/38 "2011-02-02T14:20:42Z")

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Wormina Applegate

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**Author:** ![vislor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vislor/32/5933_2.png) [@vislor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vislor)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/39 "2011-02-02T14:26:22Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> God I lusted after her when she was in MWC.

I lusted after her when she was in Heart of the City! She’s still looking good, imo.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-christina-applegate/569823/40 "2011-02-02T14:27:56Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> God I lusted after her when she was in MWC.

She was, and remains, quite the cutie. And since she and I are the same age, she has always been age appropriate for me to admire.

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