# Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/1 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")

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MPSIMS:

Generic Thread  
Um… Hi

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Why does my mind torment me?  
“Who is that wierdo? Oh wait, its my reflection” ☹

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General Questions:

Ok… I am cooking a turkey  
Can you hear the toilet screaming, Clarice?

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Why no domesticated medium-sized cats?  
How long do I cook this bird?

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/2 "2004-11-24T15:16:49Z")

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Odd places you’ve found your cat  
Thanksgiving Stuffing recipes

Beats the ol’ sage’n’onion I guess

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/3 "2004-11-24T15:24:29Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Odd places you’ve found your cat  
> Thanksgiving Stuffing recipes
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> Beats the ol’ sage’n’onion I guess

Dang! Ice beat me to it.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/4 "2004-11-24T15:32:48Z")

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GQ:

Help Needed for Cat Skin Problem

Mystery acne pops up only when I’m sick

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/5 "2004-11-24T17:09:08Z")

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Pit:

\*\*I’ll take the $28,000 Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese, please  
$10,000,000 shrimp trumps $28,000 grilled cheese \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/6 "2004-11-24T18:39:37Z")

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I popped in to report:

**So Who’s Cooking Thanksgiving and Whatcha Makin’?  
Odd places you’ve found your cat.**

…but I see kitty’s already been cooked in another combo.

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/7 "2004-11-24T20:32:07Z")

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Here in MPSIMS:

**[Prithee: Indulge my megalomania!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=288297)  
 [Primitive revenge fantasies…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=288308)  
 [What should I do with my extra makeup?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=279152)**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/8 "2004-11-25T04:59:56Z")

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IMHO:\*\*

I can kill a housefly with my bare hands.  
Do you feel like you have made an impact here?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/9 "2004-11-25T05:02:23Z")

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This was from yesterday…  
Umm… hi  
Umm… Hi  
What, were all the descriptive thread titles taken?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/10 "2004-11-25T05:54:27Z")

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MPSIMS Three-fer:

**Extreme cute fuzziness overload.  
Cute Little Boys From Church Are They?  
What goes on inside a gay bathhouse?**

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/11 "2004-11-25T06:34:14Z")

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Curse you, **Larry**. Beaten to it again. 😃

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/12 "2004-11-25T08:18:33Z")

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MPSIMS - just now

I was a jerk - what should I do? (Lawyers please respond.)  
Well, there was just a fire in my apartment building

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/13 "2004-11-25T13:41:07Z")

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What goes on in a gay bathhouse?

Cruising

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/14 "2004-11-25T13:58:30Z")

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in MPSIMS  
**Cute Little Boys From Church Are They  
Bricker! Sam! Doorsie!**

Repeat after me:

AWWWWWWW

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**Author:** ![fireman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@fireman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fireman)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/15 "2004-11-25T14:20:03Z")

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Are you a Mead Slut, or a Mead Virgin?

Our new superheroes?

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/16 "2004-11-25T16:27:51Z")

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Odd places you’ve found your cat?  
TrannaDope!

These cats really do get around, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/17 "2004-11-26T00:47:57Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Odd places you’ve found your cat  
> Thanksgiving Stuffing recipes
> 
> Beats the ol’ sage’n’onion I guess

Pass the “deergoat”:

Pets and Turkey  
Meat Stuffing

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/18 "2004-11-26T16:21:25Z")

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I am disappointed by this bag of baby carrots  
I’m not very happy with this apple, either

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/19 "2004-11-26T17:02:07Z")

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\*\*Did you know that all women have periods? (link included)  
What goes on inside a gay bathhouse? \*\*

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/20 "2004-11-26T20:08:38Z")

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…and then,

**What goes on inside a gay bathhouse?  
A study-free weekend!!!**

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