# Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/21 "2004-11-26T21:01:17Z")
IMHO: \*\*Who else is keeping America running today? What is the most demanding & complex skilled job with the relatively poorest pay? \*\* You just can’t make this stuff up. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/22 "2004-11-26T21:02:49Z")
Two minutes later: \*\*What is the most demanding & complex skilled job with the relatively poorest pay? Humiliating, degrading pat-downs by airport security teams \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/23 "2004-11-26T22:57:59Z")
Cafe Society: **What flavour is Cream Soda? Coke au lait?** ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/24 "2004-11-26T23:57:48Z")
**Free online drum program?** **What would Dre do?** Did I do this right? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/25 "2004-11-27T00:00:52Z")
In MPSIMS: **What Goes On Inside a Gay Bathhouse? A Study-Free Weekend!!** You can say that again. And **ParentalAdvisory** , you did it just right. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/26 "2004-11-27T05:23:20Z")
Right at the top of the Pit, right next to each other (but not in this order, sadly) **I pit the anti-christmas anarchist Fine, I’m a grinch** ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/27 "2004-11-27T05:34:44Z")
In The Pit: **Clinton Slips Leash; Jennings Critical Oddly proud to be southern** * * * **It may be Thanksgiving, but our toilet is still overflowing. Bricker: Got A Second?** (Hey **Bricker** , when you’re done with **Elza B** ’s toilet, can you come over and unplug mine too? :D) **I pit my Mom’s turkey. Who knew darts was this tough?** (Mom may have been in the pub for too long…) And my very first three-fer! Yay for me! \*\*I’m not eating the turkey. Get over it. I am disappointed by this bag of baby carrots A preemptive Thanksgiving rant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/28 "2004-11-27T06:55:07Z")
SIMS: I dedicate my 3001st post to the girl who survived rabies. Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts! Today is Mrs. Stuffy’s Birthday!!! Oooh! A Drinking Game! ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/29 "2004-11-27T07:11:58Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > SIMS: > > I dedicate my 3001st post to the girl who survived rabies. > Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts! Ooh, you stole mine! Curse you! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/30 "2004-11-27T07:47:47Z")
> [@Cinnamon Girl](#): > > Ooh, you stole mine! Curse you! 😛 I don’t usually actively seek out sequential thread titles, but that one tickled my funny bone:D ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/31 "2004-11-27T07:49:22Z")
MPSIMS: **The kanker sore from hell! Doper coffee mug exchange** This is one Doper exchange I am going ot avoid. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/32 "2004-11-27T18:15:32Z")
\*\*The photographer really should have said something to Duhbya. A hotdog toaster!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/33 "2004-11-27T18:57:22Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* A hotdog toaster!! I did it!!! I made Thanksgiving dinner!!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/34 "2004-11-28T01:06:08Z")
Geez, there are a lot, lately. MPSIMS: \*\* A bad date. Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/35 "2004-11-28T02:16:34Z")
Today is Mrs. Stuffy’s Birthday!!! Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/36 "2004-11-28T21:46:29Z")
I’m getting married in the morning… To my sister ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/37 "2004-11-29T17:13:44Z")
IMHO: **What are the big names in your town? Wal-Mart, et al** In MPSIMS yesterday: \*\* How would you die? Showing off a bit.\*\* “Hey y’all-- _watch this!_” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/38 "2004-11-29T17:44:55Z")
Remove the period from the first and change the uppercase U to a lowercase and you get 3/4 of a Bible story. Sort of: Seemingly mundane, but sentimental things you’ve lost. Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! (PG-13) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/39 "2004-11-29T18:50:34Z")
SIMS: Canuckistani Dopers: Bush’s visit tomorrow Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! (PG-13) (This should not be read as me wishing for GWB’s assassination) ---
**Author:** ![woodstock989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@woodstock989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstock989)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/40 "2004-11-29T19:50:02Z")
Slowing down the Christmas free-for-all Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL! (…Not advocating that anyone take this approach) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=3)