# Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/41 "2004-11-30T05:53:09Z")
Sighted just a few seconds ago in the Pit: **Woman charges $951K on Amex card, sues Amex for letting her charge it** **So where do they find attorneys scummy enough…** ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/42 "2004-11-30T06:23:55Z")
MPSIMS, just now. \*\*Create Your Own Snowflake I’m a sleep pisser… \*\* Hee, hee. Don’t eat the yellow snowflakes! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/43 "2004-11-30T14:05:29Z")
MPSIMS, current as of a couple of seconds ago: How would you die? Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/44 "2004-11-30T14:11:06Z")
Right here and now, in the one and only MPSIMS: **A Series of Unfortunate Events Pick up your pallet of caskets at Costco!** Along with: **Odd Vehicle Sightings A Series of Unfortunate Events** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/45 "2004-11-30T14:13:24Z")
And the hits just keep on comin’. In MPSIMS, just sighted: Lycos leads the fight against Spam Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/46 "2004-11-30T14:19:10Z")
**I keep getting obscene phone calls at work … Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!** Sequential thread title, complete with sound effects. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/47 "2004-11-30T17:10:04Z")
In the same vein as the post above: Lycos leads the fight against Spam! Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! Well, if pigs do a lot less of the “get me pregnant” nasty, there would be fewer pigs. Fewer pigs means less canned meat product. Sounds like an effective anti-Spam measure to me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/48 "2004-11-30T17:17:14Z")
Right from the top of the page… Ask the (soon-to-be) Bone Marrow Doner. How many times do you sneeze? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/49 "2004-11-30T18:26:09Z")
MPSIMS: Odd vehicle sightings! Spend $12K and look stupid ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/50 "2004-11-30T18:27:23Z")
we’re getting a lot of mileage out of the first one: Optimists Club says, “Oh, the hell with it.” Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! LadMirer shouldn’t have been banned I’m not very happy with this apple, either To my sister Sex with twin brothers creates murky paternity gene pool Oral Sex Question - Is it Sex or a Form of Abstinence? Poll: are you working yourself to death? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/51 "2004-11-30T20:09:12Z")
BBQ Pit: **So Wal-Mart sucks? I pit you if you think this. Consumerism is a patriotic duty?** ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/52 "2004-11-30T21:47:31Z")
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! Is anyone else exhausted all the time? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/53 "2004-11-30T21:52:17Z")
Lost My Blood-Letting Virginity Today Sadness for those who love whales ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/54 "2004-11-30T21:56:13Z")
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! Lost My Blood-Letting Virginity Today Seen just now in MPSIMS–right below this thread, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/55 "2004-11-30T21:59:02Z")
[b[What I’ve learned about Wireless Networking Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! \*\* Actually, any thread title coupled with the “P.M.S!” one is going to sound good (if you know what I mean). ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/56 "2004-12-01T01:44:27Z")
MPSIMS Anyone Willing to Pay For Me So I Can Be A Subscriber? Mainline Your Porn Addiction Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! Help. My armpits are on fire. ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/57 "2004-12-01T02:56:54Z")
\*\*Okay this amused me \*\* \*\*Sadness for those who love whales \*\* ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/58 "2004-12-01T03:13:32Z")
and just now \*\* Sequential post titles _we’d_ like to see… \*\* \*\* A Series of Unfortunate Events \*\* ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/59 "2004-12-01T03:31:29Z")
In The Pit: The price of Beatles CDs I’m not very happy with this apple, either. For those who don’t know, Apple is their record label. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/60 "2004-12-01T04:37:16Z")
I noticed that too, fish, and here’s yet another one for ya: Screw “Wendy’s” and their “tomato shortage” I’m not very happy with this apple, either [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=4)