# Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/61 "2004-12-01T06:52:48Z")
MPSIMS worked out perfectly: Tell me about potbellied pigs as pets Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/62 "2004-12-01T07:30:36Z")
In the Pit: \*\*What I get for being nice An apology. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/63 "2004-12-01T12:17:59Z")
This just in for the MPSIMS \*\*Tell me about potbellied pigs as pets Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/64 "2004-12-01T16:12:01Z")
Seen just now, in MPSIMS: Just got offered a dream job - that I can’t take Changing Careers ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/65 "2004-12-01T17:35:43Z")
Up on the Mountaintop (Kill!) (Kill!) (Kill!) In which our Food Editor Looses Her Mind ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/66 "2004-12-01T17:47:02Z")
_In MPSIMS_ In Which Our Food Editor Loses Her Mind Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL! Help. My armpits are on fire. Okay, this is cool. _In the Pit_ You’re naming your baby WHAT? Cacophony at Queen’s Park CBS…NBC…Church of Christ commercial If you want to come, just ask! What I get for being nice You stupid, fat, bigoted, psycho heartless bitch _In IMHO_ Do you get cold easily? Tell me about Alaska in February _In Cafe Society_ Eric Clapton–Am I missing something? West Coast whiskey If I like the Moldy Peaches… Food So Good, You Could Just Keel Over _In Staff Reports_ shrinkage Shooting Blanks _In Cecil’s Columns_ why are my knuckles different? What are you laughing at? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/67 "2004-12-01T18:01:02Z")
Pig Masterbation! Squuuueaaaallll! Is anyone else exhausted all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/68 "2004-12-02T00:39:54Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Pig Masterbation! Squuuueaaaallll! > Is anyone else exhausted all the time? That pig thread has gotten a lot of mileage here, but I must say this is by far my favorite. I can’t imagine how much energy it must take just to hold on to the dang thing! You’d think it would be happy, but no, it’s got to fight ya with every stroke. Someone deserves a cold beer for their efforts. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/69 "2004-12-02T03:21:32Z")
Right now in IMHO: What do you think is the percentage of genuinely happily married couples? What is Love?? So you want a man who knows how to treat a lady. Well, how do you treat your man? Tell me about meeting your spouse/SO It’s a popular topic lately! ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/70 "2004-12-02T13:28:12Z")
I tried something new in bed last night I’m such a whore or even my fav yet I tried something new in bed last night Pig Masturbation…SQUEAL :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/71 "2004-12-02T16:18:00Z")
In MPSIMS just seconds ago: **So I called the cops on someone tonight(long) My daughter got arrested last night!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/72 "2004-12-02T21:54:17Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > or even my fav yet > > I tried something new in bed last night > Pig Masturbation…SQUEAL :eek: 😃 Yeah, that _is_ the best combination with Pig Masturbation yet. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/73 "2004-12-03T05:40:57Z")
My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday A song makes me burst into tears. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/74 "2004-12-03T05:45:22Z")
**The kitten came back… Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads** Never underestimate the power of sequential thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/75 "2004-12-03T06:11:41Z")
BBQ Pit: And the “I really don’t give a F\*ck award” goes to: I’m sick of Doper names that I read wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/76 "2004-12-03T07:49:59Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* I Am Now An Official Geezer I do not like hospitals. The most ironic thing. Ever.\*\* (Probably not.) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/77 "2004-12-03T18:54:07Z")
'nuther 3-fer in the Pit: \*\* I. Am. In. PAIN. And the “I really don’t give a F\*ck award” goes to: Bank of America.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/78 "2004-12-03T19:26:42Z")
\*\*The kitten came back… A song makes me burst into tears. \*\* 😃 MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/79 "2004-12-03T22:04:27Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: **Battling Hooters Coming Soon To A Chicago Near You!** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/80 "2004-12-03T23:20:27Z")
Yet more idiocy in education… Speaking of idiocy in education… Get your GOD-damned idiocy out of my education! :dubious: :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=5)