# Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451 "2004-11-24T09:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/81 "2004-12-04T02:54:37Z")
In Cafe Society: \*\*A Whales Vagina Matching Hard Nipples\*\* I had no idea that cetacean genitalia and secondary sex characteristics would ever be of such widespread (ha!) interest. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/82 "2004-12-04T04:53:15Z")
It gets better: Let’s say I have a good idea for a porno movie. How do I get it made? Jamie Lee Curtis A Whales Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/83 "2004-12-04T06:26:49Z")
_Cecil’s Columns_ Thinking about the cat Female Orgazm _GQ_ Could you dig yourself out of a grave? 100 things to do before you die _IMHO_ Things you wish you could wipe from your mind forever… Model UN dorks? In a world governed by the rules of childhood… How do you wrap gifts? _MPSIMS_ Compounded stupidity: I am clearly too dumb to live. Where are my keys? Dear Santa Dual monitors rock! A letter to my child-abusing neighbor Job openings in Alaska The most ironic thing. Ever. Coming soon to a Chicago near you! 1005 lb. bench press Sometimes you just gotta say WTF? _The Pit_ Speaking of idiocy in education Get your GOD-damned idiocy out of my education! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/84 "2004-12-04T14:06:09Z")
Ok, this wasn’t exactly exactly sequential in having been as in the same forum, but if you’re like me and do a New Post search first thing, ya got: **A Whales Vagina** Cafe Society **Let’s say I have a good idea for a porno movie. How do I get it made?** Cafe Society \*\*A Letter To My Child-Abusing Neighbor \*\* (MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/85 "2004-12-04T15:04:36Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Jamie Lee Curtis > A Whales Vagina Finally! A sequel to A Fish Called Wanda ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/86 "2004-12-04T22:19:43Z")
In Cafe Society: **I wonder what Butters will be like when he grows up Jamie Lee Curtis** ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/87 "2004-12-04T22:42:36Z")
From MPSIMS: **How do you get/stay motivated to workout? Crush The Care Bears, D**\*it! \*\* \*\*After this weekend, I will see clearly… Not a question–something I just learned I AM NOT THE “GRAPIST”!!! \*\* From CS: \*\*Was the 2004 “Miss World” Beauty Pageant on TV last night? Ken Jennings dethroned! \*\* \*\*What, if anything, is wrong with Starbucks’ coffee? Kenny Loggins and Anne Murray HELP! \*\* From Comments on Staff Reports: \*\*shrinkage Shooting Blanks \*\* From Cecil’s Columns: \*\*Sparks from Wintergreen Lifesavers Blue Gods \*\* So _that’s_ what they are! \*\*Who allows the pop ups? Baby Pigeons \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/88 "2004-12-05T00:26:53Z")
From IMHO **Do kids and teenagers get exposed to a lot of porn because of the internet? Things kids today have that you wish you had…** ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/89 "2004-12-05T07:46:57Z")
IMHO: What can I tell my friend who REFUSES to get on a plane? Tell me your flying horror stories! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/90 "2004-12-05T14:07:22Z")
in MPSIMS: Unfortunate product names Worst. Product. Name. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/91 "2004-12-05T15:46:55Z")
This might be a stretch, but in MPSIMS: Cruising Taking Showers at night It’s my birthday I can’t touch the word “bee” Time to celebrate SDMB birthdays! 🙂 Would anyone be up for a Mid-Michigan Dopefest? FYI: A lady’s corset provides minimal protection against a dildo attack Who wants my junk? “Ich Hasse Lucy” (Lucy Ricardo vs. Hitler) Well, it gave ME the giggles. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/92 "2004-12-06T01:47:29Z")
(Please excuse the paraphrasing) Here in MPSIMS: **Dude, somebody stole my weed SDMB Gift Exchange! New and Improved!** ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/93 "2004-12-06T05:51:52Z")
China Launches New Nuclear Sub: Why? What was that strange fireball in the sky? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/94 "2004-12-06T12:34:08Z")
In MPSIMS My kitten fell down the toilet The kitten came back (and bobbed up and down for a bit,I reckon) ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/95 "2004-12-06T12:54:31Z")
Fuck France…again That lying BITCH! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/96 "2004-12-06T21:37:59Z")
Does he like me? How Long Was My Fly Open?! A Christmas Poll: How much do you spend on nieces’ and nephews’ gifts? What’s your favorite scotch? Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris … who actually wins? What are you doing for New Year’s Eve? Do I fight, or do I let it go? The Name My Band Contest The Matrix Vs. Joey Pants Are there any “Libertarian” countries out there? Was Princess Diana Killed by FBI Space Aliens? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/97 "2004-12-06T21:45:32Z")
from MPSIMS, both posted by Incubus: I got the part! OH HAPPY DAY! How Long Was My Fly Open?! Hey, whatever it takes. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/98 "2004-12-06T23:27:30Z")
Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family _sigh_ I got the part! OH HAPPY DAY! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/99 "2004-12-07T01:16:59Z")
In MPSIMS just now: Inspector Clouseau is working at the airport, apparently Does he like me? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451/100 "2004-12-07T02:28:13Z")
GQ: A very dumb question about the morbidly obese… Which muscles do you use to puff your cheeks? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-lord-for-sequential-threads/276451.md?page=6)