# Thank you, Sam Stone! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 10, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161 "2004-08-10T06:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/61 "2004-08-11T08:17:15Z")
Hey! You guys are hijacking my inaugural pitting. This thread is supposed to be about me, Sam Stone. You know, how I eat babies, fondle my Dick Cheney action figure, and kneel at the altar of the neo-cons. Your petty squabblings do not interest me! ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/62 "2004-08-11T08:28:32Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > I don’t suppose this would be a good sig line, huh? Of course it would! (if you take the W out of better…damn my typing) Back to your scheduled pitting now. You suck **Sam** ;). Better? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/63 "2004-08-11T09:41:12Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Hey! You guys are hijacking my inaugural pitting. This thread is supposed to be about me, Sam Stone. Poor Sam. He finally gets a pitting and it’s just some lame shit from the king of lame, **rjung**. Oh, well…give it time, Sam. Some day the big boys will take note of you. Just be patient. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/64 "2004-08-11T10:52:00Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Twat is always bettwer then dick 😃 ouch! So true, I have to bow for your superior logic! And the perfect poster for your upcoming election: “Vote Labour! Liberal twats are better than conservative dicks.” I promise you a landfall! Mind you, you’d have to do considerable better than Helen least-kissable-woman Clark – Prime Twat she may be yet, prime twat she’s not. On topic: Sam Stone you stupid little beaver head. What’re you doing here anyway?! Don’t you have some trees to cut down with your lumberjack friends – or are you all busy trying on your bras and suspenders? ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/65 "2004-08-11T11:25:08Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > ouch! So true, I have to bow for your superior logic! > > And the perfect poster for your upcoming election: “Vote Labour! Liberal twats are better than conservative dicks.” I promise you a landfall! Mind you, you’d have to do considerable better than Helen least-kissable-woman Clark – Prime Twat she may be yet, prime twat she’s not. > > On topic: Sam Stone you stupid little beaver head. What’re you doing here anyway?! Don’t you have some trees to cut down with your lumberjack friends – or are you all busy trying on your bras and suspenders? Heh! Helen is Mrs Charisma compared to Mr Bland…oops Brash (he’s only brash in name). And how did you find out the secret Labour slogan all the way up there? Of course it will work! Twats rule the world after all! I would rather kiss Helen then Don, of course that’s the same as saying I would rather kiss arse then shit though 😃 (I think I smell a disgruntled ex-Kiwi…ok so maybe not but there is a kiwi connection somewhere! No one knows or cares that much about us if we didn’t have our claws in them at some point) SORRY SAM! (it was his fault, he bought the Prime Twat into this) ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/66 "2004-08-11T14:35:11Z")
> [@](#): > > On topic: Sam Stone you stupid little beaver head. What’re you doing here anyway?! Don’t you have some trees to cut down with your lumberjack friends – or are you all busy trying on your bras and suspenders? I had alll the beavers killed because they were harshing my mellow. That was just after I got back from paving over ANWR. Gotta admit, the bras and suspenders thing whooshed me. ---
**Author:** ![Aro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Aro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/67 "2004-08-11T14:54:48Z")
Think lumberjacks, think pythons. Think of never wanting to have been in such a shambolic scene anyway… ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/68 "2004-08-11T14:58:30Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I had alll the beavers killed because they were harshing my mellow. > > That was just after I got back from paving over ANWR. > > Gotta admit, the bras and suspenders thing whooshed me. You havn’t seen NZ’s Prime Twat have you? I think **Rune** may still be swooning after her 😉 That woman never saw a womanly thing ever 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/69 "2004-08-11T14:59:41Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Gotta admit, the bras and suspenders thing whooshed me. Monty Python. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/70 "2004-08-11T15:03:00Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Monty Python. Yeah, yeah. Google Helen Clark. I dare you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/71 "2004-08-11T16:04:32Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > You don’t apologize to the bug you trod on while jogging down the sidewalk, do you? Same principle here. > Hold on, lemme get my 2 x 4… May be I should go have my head examined, because insanity strikes without warning. How about we all go have our heads examined? It’s more fun that way. Hey, **rjung** , you wanna come along? Just to keep company, you know… ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/72 "2004-08-11T18:10:12Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Why do you generalize _rjung’s_\* comment to all liberals? How was his comment even political? Don’t go getting all reasonable on me, DtC, it’ll shake the foundations of consistancy upon which the world rests. I’m talking cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA! 😃 😉😛 ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/73 "2004-08-11T20:24:54Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > I did not do that. What I said is that the left and the right are _both_ bad when they fail to take into consideration all the facts and rely on those that support their political agenda. Okay. Got 5 examples of the left doing that? 3? 1? Anything? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/74 "2004-08-12T00:34:36Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Hey! You guys are hijacking my inaugural pitting. This thread is supposed to be about me, Sam Stone. You know, how I eat babies, fondle my Dick Cheney action figure, and kneel at the altar of the neo-cons. On my monitor, there was a line break between “Dick” and “Cheney.” Raised my eyebrow on the first pass, I can tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/75 "2004-08-12T00:53:53Z")
Damn. The Republicans are obviously out for the subliminal vote: Dick? Bush? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/76 "2004-08-12T01:02:57Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > You don’t apologize to the bug you trod on while jogging down the sidewalk, do you? Same principle here. Let me get this straight. You’re demonstrably wrong about something, but won’t offer up a simple neutral apology for **your** actions because of your feelings about the other guy? Wow. There’s a lesson to pass along to your kid. :wally ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/77 "2004-08-12T01:13:29Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Okay. Got 5 examples of the left doing that? 3? 1? Anything? So those on the left are absolute angels who only live and breath to help the downtrodden? And have never, even once, done anything to further their agenda by obfuscating, distorting, and flat out lying? Noted. You perfect, perfect people. Why do you even bother going to message boards where those less-than-perfect may be found? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/78 "2004-08-12T01:22:11Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > Ya know, I am going to vote for Kerry because I suspect that he is microscopicaly marginaly better than Bush, but posts like this make me hope for a Bush win, just to watch you liberal idiots twist in the wind and explode with your own self rightiousness. I feel the same way. And I’m a liberal. Yer a dick, **rjung**. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/79 "2004-08-12T12:48:13Z")
Gotta agree with **Miller**. I am also hoping Bush wins, both because he will be infinitely better for the country than an empty suit like Kerry, and because I look forward with considerable eagerness to weeks of entertainment from the record number of meltdowns. Oh yes, and **rjung** is a dolt, but that goes almost without saying. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161/80 "2004-08-12T13:02:04Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Kerry, and because I look forward with considerable eagerness to weeks of entertainment from the record number of meltdowns. Hamster killer!! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-sam-stone/259161.md?page=5)