# Thank you Tuba **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826 "2018-07-13T03:52:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/1 "2018-07-13T03:52:14Z")
In light of our newly revised and open minded moderation of the pit I would like to make a confession… zoid (me) is a fucking cunt - he’s a cunt now, he’s always has been a cunt, and the only thing that’s gonna change is he’s gonna become an even bigger cunt. Oh, and clothahump - go fuck yourself ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/2 "2018-07-13T04:02:28Z")
Can I tell ZipperJJ to go fuck herself now?? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/3 "2018-07-13T04:19:45Z")
No, [fuck _hugh_.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvN34PXjgU) _Hugh!_ ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/4 "2018-07-13T04:22:31Z")
Reported for forum change. Comments on moderation go in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/5 "2018-07-13T04:53:05Z")
[Fuck you cuntfuckers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLbFpAMITmA) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/6 "2018-07-13T05:30:26Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Reported for forum change. Comments on moderation go in ATMB. Fucking seriously? Fucking cuntlapper. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/7 "2018-07-13T05:32:24Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > In light of our newly revised and open minded moderation of the pit I would like to make a confession… > > zoid (me) is a fucking cunt - he’s a cunt now, he’s always has been a cunt, and the only thing that’s gonna change is he’s gonna become an even bigger cunt. > > Oh, and clothahump - go fuck yourself I suppose you would know best. ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/8 "2018-07-13T06:25:08Z")
Wow, go away for a few years and the place goes to fucking hell. What a bunch of c…, nope I can’t say it. It’s too ingrained in my psyche. You don’t spit into the wind, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t pull the make from the old Lone Ranger and you certainly don’t get away calling lady parts icky names.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/9 "2018-07-13T07:22:14Z")
Poop! Bum! Willies! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/10 "2018-07-13T11:44:03Z")
Is this another thread parody that doesn’t link to the thread being parodied? In case you didn’t know this, _ **they’re never funny.** _ ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/11 "2018-07-13T12:59:25Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Is this another thread parody that doesn’t link to the thread being parodied? > > In case you didn’t know this, _ **they’re never funny.** _ Not if the thread being parodied was by **Miller**. Then it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/12 "2018-07-13T13:21:42Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > Poop! > > Bum! > > Willies! Like in [this song?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSrXqOI9988) 🙂 (Contains mildly rude words.) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/13 "2018-07-13T13:45:46Z")
Kn\*ckers! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/14 "2018-07-13T14:25:55Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > Poop! > > Bum! > > Willies! Give an inch and they take a mile. Now we have to discuss banning words again. Nice job. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/15 "2018-07-13T15:22:11Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Kn\*ckers! Is that an “i” or an “o”? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/16 "2018-07-13T17:01:13Z")
[Dr. Johnny Fever] [Booger!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKF8YxWWhI4) [/Dr. Johnny Fever] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/17 "2018-07-13T17:02:49Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > Is that an “i” or an “o”? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/18 "2018-07-13T17:16:05Z")
Jeez, folks. I just came in here to see if the new social obligation was to send a thank you tuba in lieu of a note after receiving a particularly nice gift. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/19 "2018-07-13T17:47:00Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > Is that an “i” or an “o”? If you can’t tell, does it matter? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826/20 "2018-07-13T19:33:16Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Not if the thread being parodied was by **Miller**. Then it’s funny. You’re the only one to provide a pinch of context, but you stopped short of a link. Pray, enlighten me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-tuba/817826.md?page=2)