# Thank you very much, whoever you are! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496 "2005-05-12T01:54:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![biddee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@biddee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biddee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/1 "2005-05-12T01:54:48Z")
Someone on this message board, and I cannot even remember the post from which it came (although I think it was in MPSIMS) and cannot find it on search, linked to this [lovely](http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm) gem. I opened it with my 15 month old daughter present and now, whenever I sit at the computer, all she wants to see is this fucking movie. Tonight, I had to sit through it over 15 times because every time I took it off she started to cry. Plus, I have that stupid song playing in my head constantly. It’s gotten so bad that when I hear the song, I want to tear out my ears and beat myself on the head with them! So whoever you are, please fess up so I can thank you properly! Warning: If you have small kids, do not open this link with them around. You will be in permanent hell! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/2 "2005-05-12T01:59:14Z")
Sweet jesus. That is _horrible_. (Yet for some reason I want to watch it again…) ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/3 "2005-05-12T02:05:52Z")
Damn you. \ Damn you all! Now it’s in my head!!! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/4 "2005-05-12T02:07:26Z")
Looks like you have AwSnappity to thank for that: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=281872&highlight=love+eggs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=281872&highlight=love+eggs) (It’s still etched on my brain) ---
**Author:** ![griffen2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce7236/32.png) [@griffen2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffen2)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/5 "2005-05-12T02:17:24Z")
Holy shit! I almost got a seizure from watching that! That’s some mad shit! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/6 "2005-05-12T02:27:04Z")
Impressive, but it’s no [Badger!](http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/7 "2005-05-12T02:44:28Z")
I liked the ninja eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/8 "2005-05-12T02:46:04Z")
Why are they shooting missiles at each other? And why does one egg have a skull motif? Is he the proverbial bad egg? ---
**Author:** ![biddee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@biddee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biddee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/9 "2005-05-12T02:46:17Z")
Actually, no, it wasn’t that post that I saw it in…I think it was a post about the most irritating ads or unforgettable ads or something along those lines. I refuse to open the Badger link as I might get sucked in like I was sucked into the egg movie! But I would assume that whoever subsequently posted the link to the egg movie that I saw, originally saw it in the **AwSnappity** thread, so by default, I pit you **AwSnappity** for making my life a living hell! I will be sending a lot of curses your way every single time that song goes through my head! ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/10 "2005-05-12T02:46:57Z")
Eggs have perky nipples!! ---
**Author:** ![biddee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@biddee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biddee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/11 "2005-05-12T02:49:11Z")
Dammit! I opened the Badger link. Thank God, I don’t think it would have the appeal of the egg movie for a 15 month old so I doubt she would latch on to it like she has to the other but that’s some fucked up shit! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/12 "2005-05-12T02:50:38Z")
I’d rather spend the whole next week with my face buried in \*\*Ernest Borgnine’s \*\* asscrack than watch that again. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/13 "2005-05-12T02:50:59Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Impressive, but it’s no [Badger!](http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) Badgers? We don’ need no steenkin’ badgers! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/14 "2005-05-12T02:56:04Z")
Man, I’m in the mood for some hard boiled eggs now. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/15 "2005-05-12T03:07:14Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I liked the ninja eggs. Ninjas are monotremes. That’s why the pirates always win. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/16 "2005-05-12T04:28:14Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Ninjas are monotremes. That’s why the pirates always win. Have you checked the NL Central standings? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/17 "2005-05-12T05:57:33Z")
> [@biddee](#): > > I opened it with my 15 month old daughter present and now, whenever I sit at the computer, all she wants to see is this fucking movie. Tonight, I had to sit through it over 15 times because every time I took it off she started to cry. Plus, I have that stupid song playing in my head constantly. Only 15 times? You got off lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/18 "2005-05-12T08:14:04Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Badgers? We don’ need no steenkin’ badgers! Well tits to you, then. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/19 "2005-05-12T09:23:13Z")
I hate you people. After the eggs and the badgers you made me look at [the Llama Song](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) again. Damn you all to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496/20 "2005-05-12T10:39:26Z")
[Cows with Guns](http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf) still tops my list. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-very-much-whoever-you-are/303496.md?page=2)