# Thanks, cocksuckers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 18, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231 "2003-03-18T07:33:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/1 "2003-03-18T07:33:38Z")
For royally fucking up this season’s 24 for me. Seeing as how everybody in the world actually lives in America and has already seen the episodes, why not just SPOIL IT without using the spoiler tag? If I could link to that thread in GD about torturing terrorists children I would. But now I’m content to call you all fucking asshole cocksucking cuntmunchers. Fuckwads. P.S. You are whores. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/2 "2003-03-18T07:36:24Z")
Shall I? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/3 "2003-03-18T07:41:16Z")
Please do, thanks. If you mean LINK, that is. I’m just really not good at the whole \ dealie. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/4 "2003-03-18T07:44:36Z")
On behalf of my countrymen, I would like to apologize for the thing about the minor plot point of the TV show. Or something…😕 ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/5 "2003-03-18T07:49:41Z")
Is _24_ any good? I see the first season is out on DVD, and have considered picking it up. And **j\_kat\_251** , don’t use ‘cocksuckers’ disparagingly. Those who gobble the shaft are truly a gift from above, and help make our lives immeasurably richer. Take my ex-GF, for example. Dumb as a brick, but attacked tube-steak with a vengeance, bless her. This world needs more, not less, oral snake charmers. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/6 "2003-03-18T07:53:11Z")
Does the “cuntmunchers” offset the “cocksuckers”, **Esprix**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/7 "2003-03-18T08:24:33Z")
Well, we got cocksuckers, assholes, cuntmunchers and whores. Seems to me like maybe this person doesn’t get much of a variety in the way of sex, or else he/she has run into the most Rube Goldberg variation of incompetence imaginable. Oh, hey, OP, did you have a point or something? Sorry, kinda lost it in there with all the sex stuff. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/8 "2003-03-18T08:30:15Z")
Don’t knock cuntmunching. I digs the pink meat. Unless you meant “munching” in the literal sense… ew… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/9 "2003-03-18T17:06:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **j\_kat\_251** _ > > Please do, thanks. If you mean LINK, that is. I’m just really not good at the whole \ dealie. :rolleyes: On behalf of cocksuckers everywhere, we thank you for insulting us. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/10 "2003-03-18T17:36:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by 2trew \* > Well, we got_\* cocksuckers, assholes, cuntmunchers and whores.\*\* Isn’t that a Cher song? ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/11 "2003-03-18T17:38:23Z")
It does sound like the start of a fun weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/12 "2003-03-18T17:43:23Z")
I don’t know about **24** but I feel it is about time that people with penises did thank cocksuckers of the world for their actions. It is most appreciated. So **Bippy** , on behalf of the majority of cocked individuals, wholeheartedly thanks cocksuckers everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/13 "2003-03-18T17:50:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neofishboy \* > Isn’t that a Cher song? _I was born in the wagon of a traveling show Mama munched cunt for the money they’d throw; Papa would do whatever he couuuuuuuuuld … preach a little Gospel … and then suck cock as long as there’s woooooooooood_ All I gotta say is bring back Vaudeville. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/14 "2003-03-18T17:52:12Z")
Oh my God. I never knew what it felt like to spray coffee through my nose. Until now. Thank you lno. Thank you very much. ::_damn that stings…_:: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/15 "2003-03-18T18:43:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*_I was born in the wagon of a traveling show > Mama munched cunt for the money they’d throw; > Papa would do whatever he couuuuuuuuuld … > preach a little Gospel … > and then suck cock as long as there’s woooooooooood_ > > All I gotta say is bring back Vaudeville. \*\* DAMN. I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/16 "2003-03-18T19:19:51Z")
i think he insulted everyone who gives head. ps ino, that was genius ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/17 "2003-03-18T19:20:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*:rolleyes: > > On behalf of cocksuckers everywhere, we thank you for insulting us. > > Esprix \*\* I’m sorry. Please to point out gender reference in OP ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/18 "2003-03-18T19:28:26Z")
**Ender** , there isn’t any. Your point? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/19 "2003-03-18T19:44:53Z")
Dangit, is ANYBODY going to post a link to the spoiling thread? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231/20 "2003-03-18T19:48:28Z")
**neofishboy** , you will be hearing from my lawyer. I’m sitting here with a herniated disk in my lower back, supposedly taking it easy, when you made me laugh so hard that I hurt myself. Oh well, at least I didn’t _wet_ myself in the process! +++ And here I thought this would be a thread about giving thanks for oral sex. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-cocksuckers/162231.md?page=2)