# Thanks for banning fatherjohn......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455>\
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**Created:** [April 2, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455 "2001-04-02T05:08:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/1 "2001-04-02T05:08:16Z")

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Even if he didn’t deserve it :rolleyes: , you mods may have done the boards the best service I have seen so far.

Even I’m not THAT much of an idiot.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/2 "2001-04-02T05:21:07Z")

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Yes, I must second that.

For the record, I am doing my best to procure a fifty-ton block of chocolate for the Admins and Mods, as a reward for this act.

I’ll keep you posted when I get it… although Sees’ isn’t exactly being helpful in that regard.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/3 "2001-04-02T05:44:47Z")

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“See’s”?!?

That has got to be the _worst_ mis-spelling of “Godiva” I’ve ever seen!

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/4 "2001-04-02T13:51:09Z")

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I hope Hillary runs him down someday in her SUV, then jumps out and suffocates him with her fat-johnjohn-obsessed-ass while she is proclaiming that solar polar is an economical choice in New York. At his funeral, I’ll be there to slap “poseur” stickers on his casket proclaiming that he is just pretending to be dead. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/5 "2001-04-02T14:09:22Z")

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Solar Polar?

Does anyone else see a white bear with shades all of a sudden?

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/6 "2001-04-02T14:11:17Z")

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Damn, I missed it.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-banning-fatherjohn/60455/7 "2001-04-02T14:51:04Z")

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“Solar Polar”. I don’t even think that qualifies as a typo. More like a brain fart.

Actually, if fatherputz would have started a solar polar thread, he might still be around…what with all that missing ozone layer up there, certainly some UV shades would be nice.

(scanned seven times for errors with the same brain that produced “solar polar”, so keep you expectations meter set to “low”)