# Thanks for speeding whatever up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 2, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726 "2015-09-02T18:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/1 "2015-09-02T18:41:33Z")

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For some reason, in the past, whenever I’d click on my name and bring up a list of my most recent posts, it takes forever for the system to do so, forever as in an unconscionable 30 seconds of internet time! In that time, I could have looked up 15 things on google, watched 6 Vine videos, or posted a ranted.

But starting like 3-6 months ago, I noticed that its much faster to bring up my own posts. Now it takes no more time to load than clicking on any normal link. So whatever you guys did, thanks for that. I was _this_ close to quitting the SDMB forever and now I’ll remain, to the consternation of all! So thanks.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/2 "2015-09-03T03:02:52Z")

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And the glitch where all posts are suddenly marked Read has not been acting up for a long time now either. It’s been running very smoothly.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/3 "2015-09-03T04:04:08Z")

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Sometimes you get what you ask for.

[sub]Don’t get used to it[/sub] 😃

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/4 "2015-09-03T05:26:38Z")

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I want a Mean Girls-era Lindsey Lohan naked and doing a crabwalk

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/5 "2015-09-03T11:34:08Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> I want a Mean Girls-era Lindsey Lohan naked and doing a crabwalk

You, me, and Josh Duggars.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/6 "2015-09-03T14:36:54Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Josh Duggars.

I didn’t know he was twins with himself.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-for-speeding-whatever-up/729726/7 "2015-09-03T14:47:04Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I didn’t know he was twins with himself.

Huh. My auto-correct changes Duggar to Duggars. ☹