# Thanks Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247 "2001-07-04T20:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kenny777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@kenny777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenny777)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/1 "2001-07-04T20:36:00Z")
I gotta say thanks to the entire staff of Straight Dope for answering many obscure questions. I also want to say thanks for putting up with all of the posters who have something to say (even if it completely retarded or obviously correct). Big props to the entire staff. Gracias, Grazie, etc. Thanks Cecil for delivering logical answers to weird questions in a sometimes messed-up world. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/2 "2001-07-04T20:47:25Z")
Why is this posted in the pit?? where is the gripe??? Should I have e-mailed kenny777? ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/3 "2001-07-04T20:49:07Z")
Oh my God. You grilled Kenny! ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/4 "2001-07-04T20:54:56Z")
:eek: twasent me! ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/5 "2001-07-04T22:32:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mattk \* > \*\*Oh my God. You grilled Kenny! \*\* _ **You Bastards!** _ b. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/6 "2001-07-05T06:00:07Z")
Did this thread get moved to South Park? Go make me a chicken pot pie Bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/7 "2001-07-05T06:16:34Z")
Hell yes, I want cheesy poofs! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/8 "2001-07-05T06:32:55Z")
Methinks the boy is lost, does this mean we have to cut him some slack? He deserves to have his ass BBQ’d for posting those smilies in The Pit. Where’s ChiefScott when you need him anyways? ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/9 "2001-07-05T06:42:19Z")
I sure he read the description stated below the pit heading, _“If you gotta flame, do it here. This is the place for all complaints and other discussion regarding administration of the SDMB”._ Clearly, he thought this this would be appropriate place for such a statement. Since he was obviously unaware of the actual nature of the pit, I think he should be flamed so he knows not to do it again. TEACH THE LITTLE CUMBUBBLE HERPES LESION A LESSON! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/10 "2001-07-05T07:13:26Z")
Mom, kittys being a dildo! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/11 "2001-07-05T17:08:50Z")
Well I know one kitty-kitty that’s sleeping with mom tonight! Man, if he tries that shit again, I’ll be like “Hey, why are you always…dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex in my dads bed with some guy I don’t know!” I’m just sayin’ **Kenny** s a little wuss, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/12 "2001-07-06T15:33:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kenny777 \* > \*\*I gotta say thanks to the entire staff of Straight Dope for answering many obscure questions. I also want to say thanks for putting up with all of the posters who have something to say (even if it completely retarded or obviously correct). Big props to the entire staff. Gracias, Grazie, etc. > > Thanks Cecil for delivering logical answers to weird questions in a sometimes messed-up world. > > 🙂 🙂 🙂 \*\* Must … resist … ARGGHHHH!! Awright, dammit! I like this place, I like the people here and I, uh, uh, ack, LIKE the people running it!! I feel all dirty. Sua ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/13 "2001-07-06T15:37:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\*I feel all dirty. > > Sua \*\* uuuummmmmmmm, dirty **Sua** … ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/14 "2001-07-06T23:22:01Z")
oh lord, where are the mods when ya’ need 'em most? Can’t someone put this thread out of it’s misery? ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/15 "2001-07-07T00:17:17Z")
**’Uigi** why would you want a mod to kill Kenny’s thread? Every week it’s the same thing, oh the humanity. Think of the children, rat carrying off that little boy. Will it every stop. Oh don’t give me that, I know there have been a few episodes where he didn’t die, just don’t let him die in this thread. I know this is the pit, but gosh I do agree with Kenny. Pass me some cheesy poofs, MODS their not sharing the cheesy poofs, make them share. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanks-straight-dope/71247/16 "2001-07-07T02:55:04Z")
Oh, I dunno, it’s almost fitting that it’s here in the Pit, where so many people were tripping all over their keyboards this week trying to get their licks in on the mods and the alleged suckiness of the board administration in general. It’s a nice counter to the seal-clubbing going on in those threads.