# That 70's song-- Name That Tune for old fogeys

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256 "2003-07-09T16:04:12Z")\
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Whoops! That’s “_Kung_ Fu Fighting,” of course.

(Would King Fu Fighting be a martial art as practiced by Elvis? :))

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by astorian \*  
> \*\*And while ast14 is a Tavares song, it’s not the one named.
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You are of course right and I am most definitely wrong. But now I’ve got this stinking song in my head and I can’t think of the name and it is DRIVING ME INSANE!

All’s I know is is that when Barretta went to go get her she ended up dead in the parking lot.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/183 "2003-07-11T19:59:25Z")

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ast 17- “There was voodoo in the vibes.”

_So into You_ by **Atlanta Rhythmn Section**

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/184 "2003-07-11T20:04:52Z")

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100). Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light/To chase a feather in the wind  
_All of my Love_ by **Led Zeppilin**

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/185 "2003-07-11T20:12:32Z")

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f12: “No whiskey for sale/Get caught, no bail”  
Sounds like \* Nutbush City Limits\* by **Bob Seeger**

Although I always heard it as  
_No whiskey for sale,  
can’t find a female_

st25- “Needing me now is something I could use.”

That one is driving me crazy.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/186 "2003-07-11T20:15:58Z")

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AH HA!!!

Whodunit!!! Who stole my baby? Everyone in the room looks shady.

Boy, I feel much better.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/187 "2003-07-11T20:20:48Z")

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BG9- Oh yes I can make it now, the pain is gone

_I can see clearly now_ by **Johnny Nash**

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/188 "2003-07-11T20:31:58Z")

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ast25- “Needing me now is something I could use.”

is _Midnight Blue_, Melissa Manchester

More songs:

btw10. Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be  
btw11. Candy Land appears each time you smile  
btw12. There’ll always be sunshine when I look at you  
btw13. Honey I’ll never leave you lonely, Give my love to you only  
btw14. I’d like to someday be the owner of the first house on the moon  
btw15. So I try to be hip and think like the crowd

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/189 "2003-07-11T20:49:13Z")

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btw10. “Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be”

– “I’m Easy.” Can’t remember the artist, though, but I’m easy like a country morning. 🙂

btw15. “So I try to be hip and think like the crowd”

– But even the crowd can’t help me now. That’s “Oh Girl” by the Chi-Lites.

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btw14. I’d like to someday be the owner of the first house on the moon

_Stone in Love with You_ **Blue Magic**

5tc 4 I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn  
5tc 5 Substitution, Mass Confusion, clouds inside my head  
5tc 6 I will remember you Your silhouette will charge the view  
5tc 7 You say we’ll soar like two birds through the clouds

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/191 "2003-07-11T20:58:50Z")

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btw 13 is “You Are My Shining Star” by the Manhattans (and I think that came out in 1980).

Here’s one that hasn’t been answered yet that I’ll renumber:

NDP 5 - I was a pimp’s main profit.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/192 "2003-07-11T21:06:32Z")

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BG2- One of these days you’re gonna break your glass

_Don’t Bring me Down_ by **ELO**

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/193 "2003-07-11T21:11:48Z")

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ast13) Rock N’ Roll Heaven - by ?

BG5 - Lady Madonna - the Beatles (not sure about this song)

NDP1) Hangman - Led Zeppelin

NDP2) Poetry Man - Phoebe Snow

ast21) It’s Magic - by ?

BG12 - After the Love Is Gone - Kool & the Gang

btw11) Betcha By Golly Wow - the Stylistics

btw13) You Are My Shining Star - by?

btw14) Stone in Love With You - the Stylistics

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/194 "2003-07-11T21:18:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \*  
> \*_f12: “No whiskey for sale/Get caught, no bail”  
> Sounds like \* Nutbush City Limits_ by **Bob Seeger**
> 
> Although I always heard it as  
> _No whiskey for sale,  
> can’t find a female_
> 
> \*\*

Well, in Ike & Tina Turner’s original version, it’s “Get caught, no bail”

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/195 "2003-07-11T21:19:45Z")

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5tc 5 Substitution, Mass Confusion, clouds inside my head

is _Bye Bye Love_ by the Cars.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/196 "2003-07-11T21:29:30Z")

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ast21- “Lazy day in bed, music in my head.”

“Magic,” Pilot

ast24- “My face is so pretty, you don’t see a scar.”

“Black Superman – Muhammed Ali,” Johnny Wakelin & the Kinsasha Band

ast30- “But the names you drop are second-hand.”

“Fox on the Run,” Sweet

NDP 3 - Everyone says I’ve got no respect

“Less Than Zero,” Elvis Costello

5tc 4 I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn

“Junk Food Junkie,” Larry Groce

f23: “I was waiting for the Communist call”  
f24: “Cancer…and my name is Larry”\*  
f25: “I don’t know if I should/Give my love to you when I know you’re no good”  
f26: “Is it any wonder I reject you first?”  
f27: “Ethel, you shameless hussy!”

\*I think it’s Larry, but I could be misremembering; anyways, the exact name doesn’t really matter.

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f26: “Is it any wonder I reject you first?”

_Fame_ **David Bowie**

f27: “Ethel, you shameless hussy!”

_The Streak_ \*\*Ray Stevens \*\*

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Suse, regarding NDP 1, you’ve got the right group but the title’s wrong.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/199 "2003-07-11T21:53:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NDP \*  
> \*\*Suse, regarding NDP 1, you’ve got the right group but the title’s wrong. \*\*

Can you tell I never listen to the deejays? 😃 I can’t think of the right title, sorry - I can just hear that line in my head.

5tc7) That’s The Way I Always Heard It Should Be - Carly Simon

f24) - Float On - the Floaters

Suse1) Like corn in a field I cut you down

Suse2) Ain’t no two ways about it

Suse3) I never really looked before but now you take my breath away

Suse4) Action, I got so much to give

Suse5) Answer to all answers I can find

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/200 "2003-07-11T21:54:08Z")

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oh, is ast13 by the Righteous Brothers?

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