# That 70's song-- Name That Tune for old fogeys

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256 "2003-07-09T16:04:12Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/101 "2003-07-10T15:35:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NDP \*  
> \*\*84) Television man is crazy.  
> Says we’re juvenile delinquent wrecks. \*\*

“All the Young Dudes” - written by David Bowie, performed by Mott the Hoople

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/102 "2003-07-10T15:39:58Z")

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f6) “I’m no schoolboy, but I know what I like.”  
“Brown Sugar” - Rolling Stones  
f7) “I ain’t no monkey, but I know what I like.”  
“Buckets of Rain” - Bob Dylan

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/103 "2003-07-10T15:52:36Z")

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/b]Fish42\*\* - f2) “I got a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katie”

Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

mdf2) “In a flat Forty-One with my strat on the door  
we was goin’ to the country for what we came for.”

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/104 "2003-07-10T15:54:07Z")

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f2) “I got a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katie”

**Cover of the Rolling Stone** by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

Dang it, I WAS pushing the Submit button.

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/105 "2003-07-10T16:06:05Z")

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> 87)There was a group called The Jumper, they were laying it down.

I think it’s The Jokers.

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/106 "2003-07-10T16:14:12Z")

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The Unnamed Ones  
50. There was a band playing in my head  
51. Honey, I want the heart, I want the soul, I want control right now  
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights  
52) It can’t be wrong when it feels so right  
Friends call me but I just don’t feel like talking to anyone.  
14) “Let’s call this song exactly what it is.”  
16) “Your black and white power, is gonna be a crumbling tower. And we who stand divided, so god damned undecided.”  
how far off i sat and wondered"  
40) Foot wrapped in an old rag, bottle in a brown bag.  
45B) I was 16, he was 21  
It wasn’t the one that you gave to me  
That night down south between the trailers  
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights  
55) “We didn’t get our 40 acres and a mule, but we did get you, C.C.”  
By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians  
61) But I know that he won’t stay  
62) One day I met a girl named Sue  
64) When the cold wind’s streaming  
65) Go sit at the bakery  
67) But soon he started in dealing in slaves and something inside of him died  
66) call all my reindeer to graze here  
68) the bed’s too big the frying pan’s too wide  
72) I don’t like what I think I see  
69. Somehow I knew it would be you, To change my gray skies to blue  
72. I played all my cards, and that’s what you’ve done too  
73. Once a story’s told, it can’t help but grow old  
74. Or a chinese dentist, or a british queen  
79) Magically bored on a quiet street corner.  
ddg-1. There’s no double-lock defense  
ddg-2. Mamma had the usual to say, that we should, please be good today  
ddg-4. We just come from such different sets of circumstance  
ddg-5. It was the hexagram of the heavens  
ddg-6. Born already ruined, stone-cold dead as I stepped out of the womb  
ddg-8. Figured they’d kidnap a rich man’s son, make it in the world of crime  
ddg-11. The wound is so fresh you can taste the blood  
ddg-12. What good is spilling blood? It will not grow a thing  
88) Like a cat and a mouse I thought of going house to house.  
89) Baby what’s these things you’re saying behind my back?  
90)There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in.  
91)I turned on the music to start my day.  
ast2- I had a hole in the place where my heart should have been.  
ast4- The head nurse, she blew in just like a tornado.  
ast6- He’ll say, “Excuse me- haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”  
ast7- Ain’t got much, but what we got’s ours.  
ast8- Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot, they don’t envy me.  
ast9- I used to go out to parties and stand around.  
ast10- The world’s coming to an end. I don’t even care.  
f1) “We can deal with rockets and dreams/But reality, what does it mean?”  
f3) “One good thing about music/When it hits, you feel no pain”  
f4) “He’s got a dream about buying some land/Gonna giveup the booze and the one-night stands.”  
f5) “Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus”

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/107 "2003-07-10T16:14:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fish42 \*  
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> f4) “He’s got a dream about buying some land/Gonna giveup the booze and the one-night stands.”  
> f5) “Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus”
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> \*\*

F4- “Baker Street” by Gerry Rafferty (that one may be the 80s, technically)

F5- “Convoy” by C.W. McCall

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/108 "2003-07-10T16:34:25Z")

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1. There was a band playing in my head

I answered this back near the top of page 2 - isn’t it Neil Young - After the Gold Rush?

1. sounds like Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not to Come

mdf3 - “Well we made all the hot spots. My money flowed like wine  
Then that low down Southern whiskey began to fog my mind”

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/109 "2003-07-10T16:53:29Z")

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1. But soon he started in dealing in slaves and something inside of him died

I think this one was already answered, but it’s “Tangled Up in BLue” - Bob Dylan

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/110 "2003-07-10T16:56:12Z")

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90)There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in.

The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/111 "2003-07-10T17:27:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AllShookDown \*  
> \*\*90)There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
> 
> The Beatles - Fixing A Hole \*\*

Not the song I was thinking of.

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/112 "2003-07-10T17:30:41Z")

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> 1. Television man is crazy.  
> Says we’re juvenile delinquent wrecks.
> 
> 91)I turned on the music to start my day.
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> f7) “I ain’t no monkey, but I know what I like.”

84 All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople  
91 More than a Feeling by Boston  
f7. Buckets of Rain by Dylan (beautiful song)

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/113 "2003-07-10T17:49:30Z")

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That’s me, right on top of things. Please pretend the last post happened an hour and a half ago. Thanks.

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90)There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in.

“Evil Woman” - ELO

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lyllyan \*  
> \*\*90)There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
> 
> “Evil Woman” - ELO \*\*

_That’s_ the song I was thinking of.

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/116 "2003-07-10T18:28:10Z")

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ddg-5. It was the hexagram of the heavens - Rita Coolidge - Amelia  
ast8- Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot, they don’t envy me - “Can’t get it out of my head” - ELO

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/117 "2003-07-10T18:36:21Z")

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1. Baby, what’s these things you’re saying behind my back?

Baby Hold On To Me (?) - Eddie Money

ast 10) Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong

1. Jane? (Jefferson Starship - and possibly another 80’s song)

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/118 "2003-07-10T18:41:47Z")

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oh, and mdf1) Hypnotized - Fleetwood Mac

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mdf3 - “Well we made all the hot spots. My money flowed like wine  
Then that low down Southern whiskey began to fog my mind”

“Dixie Chicken” - Little Feat

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/120 "2003-07-10T19:06:34Z")

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1. “you say it’s easy, just a natural thing  
like playing music but you never sing”

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