# That 70's song-- Name That Tune for old fogeys

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**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256 "2003-07-09T16:04:12Z")\
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ast-13 is Everybody Is A Star.

Me now!

BG1- One day near Salinas I let him slip away  
BG2- One of these days you’re gonna break your glass  
BG3- You know you’re gonna lose and never win  
BG4- Will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through?  
BG5- You must believe it’s all heaven sent  
BG6- I feel I need you, baby  
BG7- Nothing you can’t handle/Nothing you ain’t got

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/162 "2003-07-11T16:51:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
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> BG1- One day near Salinas I let him slip away
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> BG4- Will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through?  
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BG-1 “Me and Bobby McGee,” Janis Joplin

BG-4 “When Will I See You Again,” The Three Degrees

f21) “I know it sounds absurd/Please tell me who I am”  
f22) “You can feel it in your olfactory”

And f20 was not “American Pie” and f18 is the Doobie Brothers but a different song than “Takin It To The Streets.”

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BG1- One day near Salinas I let him slip away - Me and Bobby McGee - Kris Kristopherson (sp?)

BG7-Nothing you can’t handle/Nothing you ain’t got - Low Down - Boz Scags

BG3- You know you’re gonna lose and never win - Your Mama Don’t Dance - Loggins & Messina

How about:

k1 - I need you to live  
k2 - after the ambulances go  
k3 - tie me on her and turn her loose  
k4 - things got bad and things got worse

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/164 "2003-07-11T17:56:56Z")

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f18) “Though it’s part of the Lone Star State, people don’t seem to care.”  
– “China Grove” by the Doobie Brothers

f19) "I can sink a lttle drink and shout out, “She’s with me.”  
– “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting,” by Elton John

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/165 "2003-07-11T18:04:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fish42 \*  
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> f22) “You can feel it in your olfactory”  
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“Dead Skunk,” by Rufus Wainwiright’s dad

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/166 "2003-07-11T18:08:46Z")

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Oops: that’s _Wainwright_.

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> \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \*  
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> k2 - after the ambulances go  
> k3 - tie me on her and turn her loose  
> \*\*

“Desolation Row” and “Country Pie,” both by Dylan (and both from the **'60s** ).

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/167 "2003-07-11T18:09:21Z")

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> f18) “Though it’s part of the Lone Star State, people don’t seem to care.”  
> f20) “The drinks will flow and blood will spill.”

18 is _China Grove_ by the **Doobies**  
20 is _The Boys are Back in town_ by **Thin Lizzy**

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> k2 - after the ambulances go  
> k4 - things got bad and things got worse

k2 - _Desolation Row_ by **Bob Dylan**.  
k4 - _Lodi_ by **CCR**

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ast10- The world’s coming to an end. I don’t even care.

“Earache My Eye”–Cheech and Chong is the first thing that comes to mind

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/169 "2003-07-11T18:11:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \*  
> \*\*BG1- One day near Salinas I let him slip away - Me and Bobby McGee - Kris Kristopherson (sp?)
> 
> BG7-Nothing you can’t handle/Nothing you ain’t got - Low Down - Boz Scags
> 
> BG3- You know you’re gonna lose and never win - Your Mama Don’t Dance - Loggins & Messina
> 
> How about:
> 
> k1 - I need you to live  
> k2 - after the ambulances go  
> k3 - tie me on her and turn her loose  
> k4 - things got bad and things got worse \*\*

K4 - Joy – Neilson (I love that song – Joy to the world was a beautiful girl/but to me Joy meant only sorrow). Bloody brilliant!

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ast20- “And I was a dreamer, with only words to trade.”

– Longfellow Serenade, Neil Diamond.  
And, yes, he’s one of my guilty pleasures.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/171 "2003-07-11T18:24:27Z")

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ddg 13 – I’m a faithful follower of Brother John Birch  
ddg 14 – She cries alone at night too often/He smokes and drinks/And don’t come home at all

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BG5 is also “Lowdown” by Boz Skaggs.

Some more of my own:

NDP 1 - I think I see my brother coming

NDP 2 - Talk to me some more/ You don’t have to go

NDP 3 - Everyone says I’ve got no respect

NDP 4 - The trip we made to Hollywood is still etched upon my mind

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Also, ddg 13 is “Uneasy Rider” by the Charlie Daniels Band.

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ddg 14 – She cries alone at night too often/He smokes and drinks/And don’t come home at all

– “Only Women Bleed” by Alice Cooper

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NDP 4 - The trip we made to Hollywood is still etched upon my mind

_Reelin’ in the Years_ by **Steely Dan**

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Several people have gotte ast13 wrong. The words “everyone’s a star” are part of the song I have in mind, but that’s not the title.

And while ast14 is a Tavares song, it’s not the one named.

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A few more:

ast21- “Lazy day in bed, music in my head.”

ast22- “Just feel the thunder as it warms your face.”

ast23- “Here comes the big boss! Let’s get it on!”

ast24- “My face is so pretty, you don’t see a scar.”

ast25- “Needing me now is something I could use.”

ast26- “Some button-pushing cowboy plays that love song.”

ast27- “It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long.”

ast28- “You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk.”

ast29- “Call a spade a spade, the way you did back in the days.”

ast30- “But the names you drop are second-hand.”

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> ( f21) “I know it sounds absurd/Please tell me who I am”

_The Logical Song_ by **Supertramp**

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ast23- “Here comes the big boss! Let’s get it on!”

_Kung Fu Fighting_ by **Bruce somebody ??**

ast27- “It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long.”

_The Entertainer_ by **Billy Joel**

ast29- “Call a spade a spade, the way you did back in the days.”

\*Harry Truman \* by **Chicago**

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ast23- “Here comes the big boss! Let’s get it on!”

– “King Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas

ast26- “Some button-pushing cowboy plays that love song.”

– “Please Mr. Please,” by Olivia Newton-John

ast27- “It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long.”

– The Entertainer" by Billy Joel

ast28- “You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk.”

– “Please Come to Boston” by Dave Loggins

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-70s-song-name-that-tune-for-old-fogeys/187256/180 "2003-07-11T19:50:32Z")

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Hey, BG5 should have been something else. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to post more easy ones.

BG8- Take this handkerchief and dry your eyes  
BG9- Oh yes I can make it now, the pain is gone  
BG10- People get lonely-- ain’t nothing new  
BG11- Trying to keep up his courage by applying booze  
BG12-What used to be happy is sad

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