# That Adorable Scamp Mike Tyson Does It Again!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 29, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-adorable-scamp-mike-tyson-does-it-again/178282 "2003-05-29T15:38:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Salieri2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Salieri2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salieri2)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-adorable-scamp-mike-tyson-does-it-again/178282/21 "2003-05-30T04:58:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MelCthefirst \*  
> \*\*Didn’t Mr Tyson marry a lawyer? Was she just after his money or what? \*\*

Well, I imagine being his lawyer is a recessionproof career choice…

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-adorable-scamp-mike-tyson-does-it-again/178282/22 "2003-05-30T05:09:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*If there is one bit of justice in nature, it’s that it would give a thug with such overwhelming physical tools a voice seemingly still anticipatory of it’s first nutdropping. \*\*

Oh, OUCH!! **lieu** , you almost made me pee my pants!!! Not to mention I have a slight case of the sniffles and my throat hurts, geez, warn a girl willya?

😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-adorable-scamp-mike-tyson-does-it-again/178282/23 "2003-05-30T10:30:56Z")

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I like to see a full transcript of that interview.

That sounds _awfully_ close to uttering threats.

Extra points to Fox News for showing their usual high standard of class:

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> Ms Washington turned down requests to be interviewed and declined to respond to Tyson’s comments, Fox News said. [Guardian online](http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,966842,00.html)

::ring ring::

“Hello?”

“Good morning. Desiree? Can you make some time in your schedule to detail exactly how the suggestion of a repeat of your rape by a 240Lb sociopath makes you feel, for the prurient consumption of our subliterate viewers?”

::click::

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