That CRAAAAAAAAZY conspiracy theory: the mass firings of US Attorneys

Yet another update: “DOJ Investigates if Gonzales Tried to Influence Aide’s Testimony”

This is getting really interesting. I wonder if we’re seeing the edges of some form of DOJ coup from out of the Inspector General’s office.

Probably way too much to hope for.

And yet more problems from the DOJ:

Gee, after all the stuff that has gone down at DoJ, I think it might be possible to jog a few DoJ memories by enumerating a new legal principle: Any DoJ official who has signed off on a given procedure as legal (such as, say, waterboarding) should legally be subject to such procedures.

It only seems fair. In the long run, it might not only jog some memories, but might help promote a new, sharper awareness among our public officials of what’s torture, and what isn’t.

Gonzales’s testimony: I don’t recall, I don’t recall, I don’t recall.

And then we’ll continue to see more nothing.

Woohoo!

-Joe

ThinkProgress is reporting that immediately prior to the signing of the law that would revoke the Patriot Act provision to bypass Senate confirmation of USAs, Gonzalez confirmed the temporary USA who replaced Debra Wong Yang as the official interim USA.

Unfortunately, the story is only on Think Progress and Raw Story right now. Haven’t seen anything from any MSM outlets. Quelle surprise…

Holy Cow! His memory has come back!

A typical day at the Justice Department.

From Salon, another resignation:

But there’s nothing improper going on! AGAG says so!

Exactly! He doesn’t remember WHAT was going on, but whatever it was, it wasn’t improper.

Not if he did it, no. See, how it works?

Perhaps we’ll get a new Amendment (#.5) that will finally codify IOKIYAR so you libruls will quit quibbling about legal technicalities.

-Joe