# That Enzyte Bob Guy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692 "2009-08-17T03:25:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![filmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@filmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filmore)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/21 "2009-08-17T20:45:16Z")
I thought they just got in trouble for terms regarding the order fulfillment. That is, dubious charges and difficult refund policies. What specific claims do they make in the commercial anyway? “Natural male enhancement”? What does that mean? There’s no verifiable claims made. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/22 "2009-08-17T21:05:04Z")
They got in trouble for fraud and money laundering. There were also several individual and class-action civil suits filed, such as [this one](http://enzytescam.com/). ETA: They also originally guaranteed visibly increased penis length or a double refund, but only gave back partial refunds or used tricky wording to dupe people into signing away their refunds. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/23 "2009-08-17T21:26:58Z")
> [@filmore](#): > > What specific claims do they make in the commercial anyway? “Natural male enhancement”? What does that mean? There’s no verifiable claims made. This. It’s an herbal supplement so not under the guidelines of the FDA ([cite](http://health.howstuffworks.com/fda-regulate-herbal-supplements.htm)) and they don’t really claim it to do anything specific. They sure suggest what it does for you but they don’t come right out and say it. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/24 "2009-08-17T21:47:42Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > I think my favorite is that Santa Claus one. That cute brunette chick with the ridiculous smile on her face as she waits to sit on his lap. She has got to be the best actress in the world to actually appear so excited about what has to be the dumbest premise in the history of advertising without cracking up. She makes me want to get me a Santa Claus suit! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/25 "2009-08-17T21:49:53Z")
> [@Fleetwood](#): > > She makes me want to get me a Santa Claus suit! Same here! I find that woman to be very attractive and I have no idea why. She’s not even quirky and fun like Flo or anything like that. She just wants to have sex and I can deal with that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/26 "2009-08-18T02:35:54Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > I think my favorite is that Santa Claus one. That cute brunette chick with the ridiculous smile on her face as she waits to sit on his lap. She has got to be the best actress in the world to actually appear so excited about what has to be the dumbest premise in the history of advertising without cracking up. I concur. She’s no killer babe, but the way she acts is smokin! I like the ‘chubby elf’ also, but I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/27 "2009-08-19T14:27:56Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > I concur. She’s no killer babe, but the way she acts is smokin! > > I like the ‘chubby elf’ also, but I don’t know why. How would I ID her? Is there a site for “commercial girls”? That sounds like a name for a hooker. I meant one-shot women..no wait… ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692/28 "2009-08-19T15:01:51Z")
Apparently, I have been underneath a rock, and not paying close enough attention to the very subject which is the title of this thread. I plan to correct that as soon as I figure out which channel carries the most of those damn commercials! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-enzyte-bob-guy/506692.md?page=1)