# That final squirt..damn **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 8, 1999, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297 "1999-12-08T19:52:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Diamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Diamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamond)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/21 "1999-12-09T22:44:00Z")
Hmmmmm… Cyan it sounds like your eyes are bigger than your… (bad boy; shouldn’t go there!) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/22 "1999-12-10T00:17:00Z")
“At flow termination, grasp penis at base and pull toward tip while squeezing gently, then one last shake. this works. Oh, and wash your hands afterwards, you filthy bugger” Them shakes get pee all over the bathroom. Must be a better way. ---
**Author:** ![Snetho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Snetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snetho)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/23 "1999-12-10T00:45:00Z")
**The Solution:** After peeing, sqeeze the perinium. You may notice a last squirt. If you do, then be happy that you have won in the battle of the drip, if there is no squirt then you would have been fine had you not. ---
**Author:** ![Diamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Diamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamond)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/24 "1999-12-10T00:48:00Z")
Handy, I didn’t say wave it around wildly, just a discreet shake in the vertical plane. And, as the sign said, "Taxi closer, your boom isn’t as long as you think it is! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/25 "1999-12-11T01:38:00Z")
Only had this problem when pulling it out over the underwear elastic. The pressure of the elastic pushing up caused the problem. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/26 "1999-12-11T02:13:00Z")
Gretchen said: “I have never been so happy to be a girl. I had no idea you guys had this, um, problem.” Women have it too. Only they can’t shake it. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/27 "1999-12-11T15:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I have never been so happy to be a girl. I had no idea you guys had this, um, problem. I usually don’t have the drip problem because I “shake well” like with salad dressing. Actually its more of a shake, shake, shake, tap, tap, tap. As far as that last squirt problem while you’re walking out the door…WTF??? I’ve never heard of this, maybe you guys should try some of those Kegel exercises or whatever. It’ll help in more ways than one! I’ll never forget the time an old girlfriend of mine watched me pee for the first time. She was flabbergasted when I did the shake & tap instead of wiping with toilet paper. Then I explained that this was male S.O.P. and she was even more flabbergasted. She almost didn’t believe me until I made her realize that there were no toilet paper dispensers next to urinals. ---
**Author:** ![NITWATCH2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NITWATCH2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NITWATCH2)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/28 "1999-12-12T06:01:00Z")
Do your Boys hang low? Do they dangle down below? Can you tie them in a knot When the weather it is hot? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a Continental soldier? Do your boys hang low? Can you bounce them off your knees Without even saying please? Can you drag them 'cross the floor And even out the door? Can you swing them 'round your head Or 'round your hips instead? Do your boys hang low? Can you put them in your pack When its carried on your back? Can you tuck them in your socks When you’re walking over rocks? That’s all I can recall from some dippy song on the radio. * * * The Night Watch always knows things. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbce88/32.png) [@gypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/29 "1999-12-11T23:35:00Z")
You can beat it, you can shake it, you can whack it against the wall, but when you stick it in your pants the last drop is sure to fall! And remember, if you shake it more than three times, you are enjoying it. ---
**Author:** ![galen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@galen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/30 "1999-12-12T14:07:00Z")
Sit down to pee. Yeah, like a girl! When you’re finished, hold the tip with a square of toilet paper, squeeze the base gently and squeegee any remaining liquid out to the waiting t.p. Works like a charm, and you don’t have to stand next a row of guys while you are doing it! * * * The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it. (Karl Marx, 1845) ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/31 "1999-12-12T19:47:00Z")
NITWATCH: Fruit-Of-The-Loom has used part of this song in a commercial (series of boxers and jockeys dancing in the wind on a clothesline): it’s hilarious!! ---
**Author:** ![widespreadpannik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@widespreadpannik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widespreadpannik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297/32 "1999-12-13T16:22:00Z")
good to the last drop!! i heard that it is very suspect to an infection. im not saying you have an STD but their might be a urinary tract infection [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-final-squirt-damn/5297.md?page=1)