# That Hovercraft in the \[Whatever\] Insurance Commercial

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [December 28, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824 "2009-12-28T18:40:47Z")
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### Author: ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/1 "2009-12-28T18:40:47Z")

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You’ve all seen the commercial for some insurance company of some kind, where the spokesperson enters the frame on some kind of hovercraft.

I’m assuming this is CGI, otherwise some website would be selling them and rich people would be snapping them up left and right.

What’s the dope?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/2 "2009-12-28T18:54:40Z")

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Orbitz, a travel booking company.

I believe it’s a physical prop, and not CGI.

There are three hovercraft for sale on [eBay](http://motors.shop.ebay.com/Powersports-/66466/i.html?_nkw=hovercraft&_catref=1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m282&_rdc=1) right now.

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### Author: ![pan1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@pan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pan1)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/3 "2009-12-28T18:55:53Z")

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The hovercraft is real.

Why would everyone want one? They’re expensive, inefficient and difficult to control.

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### Author: ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/4 "2009-12-28T18:59:19Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Orbitz, a travel booking company.
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> I believe it’s a physical prop, and not CGI.

But the way they show it used (landing helicopter-style) is anyway not how a real hovercraft would work; it’s most likely attached to a crane/dolly that is concealed by a combination of camera shot and post-prod.

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> [@pan1](#):
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> The hovercraft is real.
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> Why would everyone want one? They’re expensive, inefficient and difficult to control.

A hovercraft that can fly dozens of feet [above the ground](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKvhcGVUJQA) is most definitely not real.

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### Author: ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/6 "2009-12-28T18:59:44Z")

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> [@pan1](#):
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> The hovercraft is real.
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> Why would everyone want one? They’re expensive, inefficient and difficult to control.

To fill it with eels, of course.

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### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/7 "2009-12-28T19:08:40Z")

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The Orbitz dude appears to pronounce it “huvvercraft”. Is that a normal pronunciation?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/8 "2009-12-28T19:14:22Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> But the way they show it used (landing helicopter-style) is anyway not how a real hovercraft would work; it’s most likely attached to a crane/dolly that is concealed by a combination of camera shot and post-prod.

Yeah, it one of the things that bugs me about that commercial. They might be using a crane _and_ a dolly for the commercials, depending on what’s needed for the shot.

> [@jjimm](#):
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> The Orbitz dude appears to pronounce it “huvvercraft”. Is that a normal pronunciation?

Most people here pronounce it ‘huvver’ (or kinda-sorta ‘hahver’ sometimes). I’ve also heard it pronounced ‘hoe-ver’, but it sounds funny to me.

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### Author: ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/9 "2009-12-28T19:29:17Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> The Orbitz dude appears to pronounce it “huvvercraft”. Is that a normal pronunciation?

Perhaps he’s [Hungarian](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9mP2_1A-c#t=0m46s).

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### Author: ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/10 "2009-12-28T19:54:07Z")

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They used to be a common way to ferry across the English Channel. Might still be.

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### Author: ![pan1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@pan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pan1)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/11 "2009-12-28T19:57:29Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> They used to be a common way to ferry across the English Channel. Might still be.

Chunnel made hoovercraft on the channel obsolete.

They are still used elsewhere though. But these are huge, ferry sized hoovercraft.

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### Author: ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/12 "2009-12-28T20:01:28Z")

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> [@pan1](#):
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> The hovercraft is real.
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> Why would everyone want one? They’re expensive, inefficient and difficult to control.

Because it’s a freaking hovercraft!! 😃

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### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/13 "2009-12-28T21:19:43Z")

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> [@pan1](#):
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> Chunnel made hoovercraft on the channel obsolete.

Actually, they were superceded by catamarans which are faster, smoother, and more efficient.

> [@](#):
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> They are still used elsewhere though. But these are huge, ferry sized hoovercraft.

Until 2001 there were also small, 30-seater huvvercroft that crossed Hong Kong harbour as passenger ferries.

PS for some weird reason, I haven’t heard a Brit call it the “chunnel” since it opened (though that used to be the nomenclature before it was finished). We say Channel Tunnel now. But we’re weird.

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### Author: ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/14 "2009-12-28T22:49:00Z")

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> [@pan1](#):
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> They are still used elsewhere though.

In capacities like [Amphibious Landing Craft](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landing_Craft_Air_Cushion)

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#### Post date: [December 29, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/15 "2009-12-29T00:55:49Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> A hovercraft that can fly dozens of feet [above the ground](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKvhcGVUJQA) is most definitely not real.

You would be wrong. The [Avro Car](http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/mufonontario/avro/avrocar.html) was a secret flying saucer project that was about as stable as the craft in the commercial.

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#### Post date: [December 29, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/16 "2009-12-29T01:15:58Z")

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I’ve been on a Hovercraft and that Obitz thing is no Hovercraft.

Many years ago I took the Hovercraft across the English Channel. I thought it would be a cool thing to do. Actually, it was like riding an amusement park ride for an hour. There was a very friendly French girl sitting next to me. This was an automatic, dream hook-up but all I could think about was worrying that I would puke up on her shoes. What a disaster!

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/17 "2009-12-29T01:51:02Z")

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Yeh, the craft in the commercial is not a “hovercraft”, which depend on proximity to the ground for lift. If it were real rather than a prop, it might be described as a ducted-fan VTOL.

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### Author: ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-hovercraft-in-the-whatever-insurance-commercial/522824/18 "2009-12-29T03:03:10Z")

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Wasn’t “Hovercraft” one of those things that was actually the name of a specific type or make of the product but everyone grew to use it as a generic for the whole class?

As **Lumpy** explains, the Orbitzcraft as portrayed in the ad scenes would be closer to the AvroCar in function, which would make it something different than what IRL is commonly referred to as a “hovercraft”. The physical object, however is evidently [based on real world hovercraft](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Onemanhovercrafts.JPG).
