# That is fucking it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 21, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496 "2003-02-21T05:43:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/1 "2003-02-21T05:43:10Z")
I am quiting thins forum forever and ever, and nothing will make me return. I am tired of people not lauding onto me constant praise and compliments. For the women not to constantly post about my sexual prowess. I am also tired of people ignoring my superb inreligent well researched posts. I am clearly the most inteligent person on this small humble forum, nay the most intelligent in the history of sentience. You are all fucking idiots if you think you could ever prove me wrong, because **I FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING, BITCH!** I am tired of your pitiness. I am leaving this forum forever, meaning that you will never ever see the posts of the most intelligent person ever, meaning that your lives will be dimmed forever. Farwell, you arrogant jackasses. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/2 "2003-02-21T05:44:38Z")
Inreligent is now a word, because I **NEVER, EVER** make mistakes. It will now replace intelligent. ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/3 "2003-02-21T05:47:50Z")
Good riddance !! ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/4 "2003-02-21T05:49:53Z")
How can you say that to me, **The most intelligent man in the universe**? Do you wish to fight me? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/5 "2003-02-21T05:51:45Z")
Rit’s ronounced " **r** inrelligent, **Raslan2** ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/6 "2003-02-21T05:51:49Z")
When come back bring pie. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/7 "2003-02-21T05:52:35Z")
I just have to ask: What the hell? If you are serious, fine, whatever. If this is a parody, can I get a link? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/8 "2003-02-21T05:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*I just have to ask: What the hell? > > If you are serious, fine, whatever. > > If this is a parody, can I get a link? \*\* It is a general parody of 'I am leaving" threads. Probably the most lame and attention whorish thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/9 "2003-02-21T05:58:09Z")
I’m guessing it’s related to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3024935#post3024935) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by grendel72_ > **To clarify: I have e-mailed the mods, requesting that they ban me. I admire enough of the posters here that i would like to be able to continue reading the board without being tempted to post. > The tendency this board has gotten lately for bullying really sets me off, and I am getting sick of being drawn into arguments that aren’t even mine by some bullying fucks. Even in cases where I clearly have nothing to add to the argument, the bullying makes me angry enough that I feel the need to make my statement. > Good bye.** ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/10 "2003-02-21T06:00:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*I’m guessing it’s related to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3024935#post3024935) \*\* No, and it’s been stated above. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/11 "2003-02-21T06:01:39Z")
I’m just trying to parse your thread title. What’s _that_, and did _it_ give consent? ---
**Author:** ![Community\_Chest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Community\_Chest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Community_Chest)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/12 "2003-02-21T06:06:27Z")
Irreligent? Is that a contraction of “Irrelivent” and “intelligent”? Jus wonderin’. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/13 "2003-02-21T06:06:31Z")
Don’t you realize I am truly leaving? Why are you not begging me to stay? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/14 "2003-02-21T06:19:28Z")
NOOOOOOOOO! Please come back Poster X, we didn’t mean it! And please don’t say "I’M LEAVING, HELLO?!?!?!?!?! YOU WON’T HAVE MY RAPIER WIT NOR MY G0DLY WANG TO SUCK ON LIKE A TEAT! WHAT, YOU DON’T CARE? FINE, I’M LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVING! NO, REALLY, I AM? SEE? LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE! I’M GONE NOW … YOU JUST HEAR THE ECHOES OF THE HUNDREDS OF LAMENTING WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHO HAVE LOST THEIR ONLY ROLE MODEL IN THIS PSOTER-EAT-POSTER WORLD! I’M LEAVING NOW! TOTALLY! I’LL BE GONE FOREVER!" YEAH! DON’T SAY THAT! COME BACK! ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/15 "2003-02-21T06:22:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > \*\*I’m just trying to parse your thread title. > > What’s _that_, and did _it_ give consent? \*\* And where are the pictures? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/16 "2003-02-21T06:27:38Z")
Why are you all not crying out in protest as is **iampunha**? ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/17 "2003-02-21T06:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > \*\*I’m just trying to parse your thread title. > > What’s _that_, and did _it_ give consent? \*\* And how is the language choice contributing to gender construction, that’s the real question. Is “it” merely an object being fucked whilst “that” is doing the fucking and thereby asserting its own agency? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/18 "2003-02-21T07:37:46Z")
HE’S FUCKING LEAVING! CAN’T YOU SEE? **ASLAN2** , WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP YOU HERE? … I HAVE IT! **ASLAN2** , YOU WILL BE OUR NEXT … CECIL! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/19 "2003-02-21T07:44:47Z")
Leaving? C’mon, it’s Aslan! Sure, it’ll look like he’s gone for good, but just you wait until tomorrow morning at daybreak. He’ll pull that broken-slab, back-from-the-dead stunt again and expect all of us to fall down all oh-so grateful that wonderful old Aslan has return to save us all. Smug fucking bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Young\_Mr.Grace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e47c2d/32.png) [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496/20 "2003-02-21T17:18:24Z")
No Aslan!!! Don’t leave us! What will those little bastards from Narnia do now?! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-fucking-it/156496.md?page=2)