# That is IT, fetch me a trebuchet!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876 "2003-09-16T02:47:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/101 "2003-09-19T23:58:00Z")

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Yes, but do they end up being flung across the room?

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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/102 "2003-09-20T03:14:34Z")

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Heh heh heh… Only on really good nights

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/103 "2003-09-20T06:28:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*Yes, but do they end up being flung across the room? \*\*

Whooooo Baby!!! Darlin’ you’re right, you and your flinger … you’re hot hot hot!!!  
Care for a little four hour tour … ???

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/104 "2003-09-20T15:04:21Z")

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Oh, dear, someone missed a memo concerning who I like to fling… \<snicker\>

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/105 "2003-09-20T18:34:50Z")

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I’m so VERY ‘yin essent’ … just think of me as one of the girls…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/106 "2003-09-20T19:26:12Z")

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Good grief - what every happened to those simpler, more innocent times, when trebuchets had no use in sexual wordplay? I miss those days, when a trebuchet was a sweet, wholesome weapon of mass death and carnage, and a prelude to the most brutal sackings imaginable.

Ah, memories.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/107 "2003-09-20T19:43:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*Yes, but do they end up being flung across the room? \*\*

Suddenly I’m having flashbacks to the ["Where can I get a strap-in dildo?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=200412) thread…

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/108 "2003-09-22T12:24:12Z")

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I maintain that I am sweet and pure and innocent and I have no idea about this “innuendo”.

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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-fetch-me-a-trebuchet/201876/109 "2003-09-22T13:28:11Z")

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hahahaha… in_your_endo

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