# That is it! You are Officially a Moron!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 29, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428 "2002-11-29T01:48:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428/81 "2002-12-05T01:05:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pugluvr \*  
> \*\*Wow, employment opportunities must be terrific in Oz if even troglodorks like this can find work. Fellow Unemployed Dopers of America, I propose we contemplate a mass move to Australia . . . \*\*

I wouldn’t object to a migration of US Dopers to Australia 'cos in the main dopers are intelligent people committed to fighting ignorance.

And I don’t think that any dopers here could manage to break ALL the office staplers in ONE day and unistall ALL the printer drivers (don’t ask me how). My head hurts…

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428/82 "2002-12-05T01:21:39Z")

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leechbabe, IMVVHO, the guy is a grade A moron, or you are super hot, and since he knows you are totally out of his league, the only way he can see you is to be constantly playing the idiot every five minutes …

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428/83 "2002-12-05T02:40:43Z")

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Well **FordPrefect** I’d like to go with the super hot option but Mr. Moron knows that A) I’m married and B) I’m pregnant, so sadly that is probably not the case.

But I’m just going to pretend it is for the rest of the day - great morale boost 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-it-you-are-officially-a-moron/139428/84 "2002-12-05T02:54:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by **leechbabe** \*  
> …break ALL the office staplers in ONE day and unistall ALL the printer drivers (don’t ask me how).

Why is **leechbabe** having all the fun? I demand I’m given my own Moron[sub][sup][TM][/sup][/sub].

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