# That is the funniest d\*mn Weird Earl EVER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400 "2005-04-15T01:11:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/1 "2005-04-15T01:11:51Z")
Serious, kids. If you haven’t checked out the Weird Earl on the front page of the site you’re missing one of the things that makes like worth living. “Give up the Ring, short stuff!” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/2 "2005-04-15T01:19:21Z")
Agreed, the third one especially is great. [Link.](http://www.coalitionoftheswilling.net/archives/2005/03/some_people_hav.html) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/3 "2005-04-15T01:33:36Z")
I’m particularly fond of the fourth one. Especially the “Um… Aragorn is busy…” ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/4 "2005-04-15T04:30:51Z")
_wheeeeeeeze_ Too damned funny for this late at night. I’m here trying not to wake people up, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/5 "2005-04-15T08:46:16Z")
“Watching Gandalf’s pointy hat trick,” HAH! Someone’s been reading [Very Secret Diaries.](http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/) “You can’t just walk into Mordor.” “Yes you can. You totally can.” I shouldn’t be having this much fun at work. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/6 "2005-04-15T10:14:40Z")
“Ninjas…and…um…Wizards! NINJA WIZARDS!” ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/7 "2005-04-15T12:59:09Z")
I was cracking up at this page last night. I was going to post something about it here but thought, “Nah, I bet no one else thought it was that funny.” The best part is their facial expressions. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/8 "2005-04-15T15:40:05Z")
Bears…that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. :eek: 😛😛😃😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/9 "2005-04-15T15:44:50Z")
Doot de doo Hey what’s that? It’ moving pretty fast. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/10 "2005-04-15T16:06:25Z")
That is retarded. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/11 "2005-04-15T16:38:14Z")
Owned! Fucking owned! Did you see that? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/12 "2005-04-15T16:51:31Z")
HA! 😛 Too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/13 "2005-04-15T17:21:46Z")
I’ve decided to make “…and tell 'em BORIMIR sent you!” as my personal mantra. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/14 "2005-04-15T18:27:01Z")
Shove that up your flacid hairless assholes! ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/15 "2005-04-15T18:28:20Z")
I just hope that somewhere, somehow, somebody brings this to Sean Bean’s attention. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/16 "2005-04-15T18:59:30Z")
My throat is cramping. I really have to not see this kind of thing at work! ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/17 "2005-04-15T19:20:08Z")
My sides are hurting from laughing so much. Holy cow. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/18 "2005-04-15T20:22:53Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > Owned! Fucking owned! Did you see that? This made me bark with laughter. Online humor never makes me bark. But this, I barked. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/19 "2005-04-15T22:17:23Z")
“Aim for the lava, Frodo!” ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400/20 "2005-04-15T23:21:01Z")
I laughed so hard at that the other day, then I showed it to Harborwolf and he laughed his ass off, then I showed it to look!ninjas, and I thought she was going to give herself have an aneurism (spelling?) from laughing so much. I’m going to watch it again. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-is-the-funniest-d-mn-weird-earl-ever/299400.md?page=2)