# That Mandingo Warrior Feeling (sex fantasy) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021 "2001-05-02T01:54:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/21 "2001-05-03T01:00:00Z")
Maeglin: That’s all cool, **but where does the sex come into it?** Matt: Yeah, as a conservative I’ve never gone to a protest and haven’t had the opportunity to have “rebel sex.” This may in fact be the major drawback to my political philosophy. Damn, Maggie, Jarbaby, Scout, Soho, Sue… Hmmmm. The chicks, they **dig** Mandingo! What are all these guys doing here? First that musclebound Krunk clod poaches Jarbabyj, and then Milo comes in and walks off with Mags right after I got invited onto the couch. ::Walks up to Krunk:: Listen you big dolt what do you think you’re doing… Did you say you were 6’6"? I see. Are you one of those big clumsy guys that would be a pushover, or do you fall more into the dangerous to fuck with category? I may be Primal man/Mandingo, but I probably oughtta ask before I start antogonizing… ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/22 "2001-05-03T02:42:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*:eek: > > Man, I wish that I could think of this kinda stuff when I run. Usually it’s just “Ow. Ow. This really hurts. OW! I don’t think the legs are supposed to feel like that…” etc. > > Though I have to agree with you about the endorphins. Greatest rush ever. Top o’ the world, ma. \*\* SUDA!! Ok, for the 5.9 billion other people who have never been on the Shady Side Academy Cross Country Team… This was the “god” of SSA Cross Country, or so I’m told. It’s origins and true meanings are shrowded in secrecy, and only a select few seniors know the truth of it. But I have to say, Scylla, you’ve just inspired me to run around the block a few times, even though it’s only an hour to midnight (and the Chief of Police lives up the street from me; this should be interesting…) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/23 "2001-05-03T02:53:31Z")
Damn, I feel like taking up running again! I usually think of the longest songs I can and run through them, singing them in my head while I run. I used to be able to pull sub-seventeen minute 5ks. The last time I ran three miles, it took me twenty minutes. Now my knees are shot and I’d rather ski than run, but you’ve still inspired me, **Scylla**. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/24 "2001-05-03T03:15:21Z")
Well, I’m back. It was rather uneventful, until my neighbor sicked her dog on me. The SOB chased me halfway up the street, barked a few times, and ran back. Wierd. Anyway, on my third lap, I saw that the light was on in the house. My dad asks, “Where were you?” Truthfully, I said, “Oh, just out for a run.” The man completely understood. Never a day goes by without him skiing, sailing, or hiking. He often combines them, too. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/25 "2001-05-03T03:36:38Z")
Next time, just _take her_, Scylla. Don’t slink away with your tail between your legs! You ARE Mandingo Man! TAKE what is YOURS! RAAAAR! [sub]–Persephone, who is going to have some really good dreamage tonight…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/26 "2001-05-03T13:38:11Z")
> [@](#): > > That’s all cool, but where does the sex come into it? You think I’ll talk about my _sex fantasies_ on a public message board? What kind of exhibitionist freak do you take me for? ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/27 "2001-05-03T14:52:54Z")
> [@](#): > > ::Walks up to Krunk:: Listen you big dolt what do you think you’re doing… Did you say you were 6’6"? I see. Are you one of those big clumsy guys that would be a pushover, or do you fall more into the dangerous to fuck with category? I may be Primal man/Mandingo, but I probably oughtta ask before I start antogonizing… No worries, Scylla. I may be the physically dangerous type, but something tells me you’d verbally reduce me to flaming chunks of rubble before I moved a muscle. 🙂 I yield to the Sensei. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/28 "2001-05-03T14:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Infraggable Krunk \* > I may be the physically dangerous type, :: swooning :: Mmmm…big, dangerous non-verbal oaf. You’re not a welder by any chance, are you? jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/29 "2001-05-03T15:13:15Z")
Not usually, but there WAS this one time on an L platform… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/30 "2001-05-03T15:40:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maeglin \* > **You think I’ll talk about my _sex fantasies_ on a public message board? What kind of exhibitionist freak do you take me for?** That’s ok; we’ve already assumed that ‘saber’ is a code-word for you. Great mental imagery, too, especially when you said > [@](#): > > **Seizing his blade with my own, I whack it aside with a savage beat.** All I can say, I guess, is rrrowwwrr. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/31 "2001-05-03T15:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Are you one of those big clumsy guys that would be a pushover, or do you fall more into the dangerous to fuck with category? **Scylla** , with your kind permission, I believe I may have added yet another line to my sig… ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/32 "2001-05-03T16:10:28Z")
> [@](#): > > That’s ok; we’ve already assumed that ‘saber’ is a code-word for you. Great mental imagery, too, especially when you said > > ``` > quote: > > Seizing his blade with my own, I whack it aside with a savage beat. > All I can say, I guess, is rrrowwwrr. > > ``` Once again you have proven yourself. **Scylla** , master wordsmith that he is, didn’t mention my _overwhelming_ number of double-entendres. The sex is all there, people, you just gotta look for it. Come _on_, people. Read this again. > [@](#): > > Legs wide apart, knees bent, three feet of steel in the hand. Eyes narrowed with determination. All my weight resting on the balls of my feet, poised to spring . Legs wide apart? Three feet of steel in the hand? Balls of the feet? Jaysus. MR ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/33 "2001-05-03T16:17:17Z")
Yeah yeah yeah, just go look at the other thread where I state that I definitely need my morning coffee. I’ll go shut up now. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/34 "2001-05-03T17:00:12Z")
Krunk: Sure, go ahead. Maeglin: What am I supposed to think about your stabbing somebody in the face mask with that thing? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/35 "2001-05-03T17:02:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > > Maeglin: > > What am I supposed to think about your stabbing somebody in the face mask with that thing? and further, what do you think of sword swallowers? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/36 "2001-05-03T17:49:35Z")
> [@](#): > > What am I supposed to think about your stabbing somebody in the face mask with that thing? You should think that my enthusiasm exceeds my point control. > [@](#): > > and further, what do you think of sword swallowers? I wouldn’t do it, but I suppose I can see vaguely why some would find it appealling. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/37 "2001-05-03T18:06:09Z")
> [@](#): > > You should think that my enthusiasm exceeds my point control. Have you considered using some desensitizing cream? Or maybe you should just think about baseball 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/38 "2001-05-03T18:09:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > Or maybe you should just think about baseball 😉 Right…just do some light tossing in the bullpen until you’re ready to bring in the reliever. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/39 "2001-05-03T18:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Have you considered using some desensitizing cream? Or maybe you should just think about baseball Hmm…close call, but I prefer three feet of steel to three feet of wood. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021/40 "2001-05-03T18:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > …three feet of wood Yeah right, not even Primal Man has three feet of wood. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-mandingo-warrior-feeling-sex-fantasy/64021.md?page=3)