# That new Levis commercial with the Ass and the train best commercial ever.(pig alert) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201 "2000-03-26T15:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/1 "2000-03-26T15:28:00Z")
Have you seen it?? The woman standing by railroad tracks… a train comes… she peels off her levis… lays them on the tracks… train runs over them and she now slides shorts up over her lace covered, plump, golden, soft, lovable, cuddly Ass. …I’m sorry… it just makes me so emotional! _sob_ ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/2 "2000-03-26T15:38:00Z")
[sarcasm] Makes me want to run right out and get a pair. [/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/3 "2000-03-26T15:41:00Z")
IIRC, they never actually show her laying the jeans on the track, or them getting torn. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/4 "2000-03-26T16:04:00Z")
What? oh… yeah… it’s assumed. I think you miss the point. (point?) ---
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/5 "2000-03-26T16:20:00Z")
What is the point? * * * Crystalguy ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/6 "2000-03-26T16:56:00Z")
The point was that she has a nice ass… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/7 "2000-03-26T17:10:00Z")
BLine: Oh no, I got the point. The way you posted, it seemed like you thought you saw her putting the jeans on the track. I was just making a silly, minor nitpick. Adam ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/8 "2000-03-26T22:13:00Z")
I’ve seen that commercial about twenty times now, watched it intently, in fact, muttering “what the hell. . . ?” I never figured out that the train was cutting her jeans. I thought that A) ahe was showing off Levi’s new underwear line, or B) she was mooning what seems to be a ladies-only train. Well, I feel stupid now. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/9 "2000-03-26T23:08:00Z")
Angkins, I think the idea is to make your SO or spouse want to buy you a pair, so they can watch you slide them over your lace covered, plump, golden, soft, lovable, cuddly ass. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/10 "2000-03-26T23:50:00Z")
Yes, I do tend to salivate an awfully lot when I see that commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/11 "2000-03-27T01:11:00Z")
Anyone know where I can find this online? I’d like to see a golden lace covered sweet cuddly ass. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![xekul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/838e76/32.png) [@xekul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xekul)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/12 "2000-03-27T01:45:00Z")
Has anyone seen that Levis commercial with dark industrial S&M overtones and the guy screaming ``YOU STOLE OUR STYLE, YOU FELINE MUTANTS!!’’? It’s on MuchMusic here in Canada. I thought it was damned cool. * * * ``When I was little, my mother told me not to look into the sun. So one day when I was six, I did.’’ – Max Cohen in Pi: The Movie. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/13 "2000-03-27T03:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by xekul: > \*\*Has anyone seen that Levis commercial with dark industrial S&M overtones and the guy screaming ``YOU STOLE OUR STYLE, YOU FELINE MUTANTS!!’’? It’s on MuchMusic here in Canada. I thought it was damned cool. > \*\* ummm xekul… did it have a lace covered, plump, golden, soft, lovable, cuddly Ass? If not then I probably dont remember it… please… lets not hijack my thread, if we can, lets keep it on lace covered, plump, golden, soft, lovable, cuddly Ass’s. Thanks 'bunch! 'perciate it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/14 "2000-03-27T03:48:00Z")
mmmmmmm. assssssssssssssssss. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/15 "2000-03-27T04:37:00Z")
Hijack attempt #2… My current favorite commercial is the one for [www.half.com](http://www.half.com) where the girl gets a slayer cd for her birthday, then sells it to the kids in Stuttgart, De. Those guys remind me of Dieter from Saturday Night Live. I keep waiting for one of them to say “would you like to pet my monkey?” * * * ## If you say it, mean it. If you mean it, do it. If you do it, live it. If you live it, say it. Joe Cool ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/16 "2000-03-27T04:39:00Z")
No hijacking… Just cuddly ass and trains. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/17 "2000-03-27T04:46:00Z")
Just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. Personally I felt the whole blue jeans-train-shorts subplot detracted from what was obviously the main point of this commercial; the lace-covered, plump, golden, soft, lovable, cuddly ass. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/18 "2000-03-27T17:55:00Z")
I just have a problem with the plausability of this commercial. I mean, wouldn’t laying your jeans on the train track just result in two big dirty stripes on the legs? It’s not as if train wheels are sharp or something; and everyone knows how dangerous it is to put things on train tracks. This could give kids bad ideas. WE MUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! * * * Adrock, light up the place And if you pull my card you pull the ace And if you ask me turn up the bass And if you play Defender I could be your hyperspace ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/19 "2000-03-28T06:15:00Z")
That’s an old commercial. I saw it last year. Matter of fact I had someone email it to me just because they liked it. It’s on the net somewhere. I deleted it or I’d send it on to you. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201/20 "2000-03-28T06:15:00Z")
(oink) Great commercial. Great ass!! God, I love this country!! (oink) :::Now returning to the civilized world::: * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-new-levis-commercial-with-the-ass-and-the-train-best-commercial-ever-pig-alert/15201.md?page=2)