# That Old Song And Dance

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 4, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018 "2019-06-04T15:50:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/21 "2019-06-04T23:45:23Z")

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“Stop Stop Stop” by the Hollies:

- See the girl with cymbals on her fingers  
Entering through the door  
Ruby glistening from her navel  
Shimmering around the floor\*  
…and so forth.

Then, of course, the singer gets kicked out of the club for getting handsy.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/22 "2019-06-04T23:51:57Z")

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Does Walk the Moon’s “Shut Up and Dance with Me” count?

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> […] A backless dress and some beat up sneaks  
> My discotheque Juliet teenage dream […]
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> She took my arm  
> I don’t know how it happened  
> We took the floor and she said
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> Oh don’t you dare look back  
> Just keep your eyes on me  
> I said you’re holding back  
> She said shut up and dance with me

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/23 "2019-06-04T23:56:05Z")

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And if non-English songs count, Yvette Giraud’s “La danseuse est creole”.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/24 "2019-06-05T00:15:06Z")

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The long Gotta Dance sequence from _Singin’ In The Rain_.

And before anyone says it’s about dancing, it’s the story of a guy seeking employment as a professional dancer

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/25 "2019-06-05T00:20:14Z")

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Harvest Moon, Neil Young

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/26 "2019-06-05T00:20:25Z")

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“I’m 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)” by T-Pain

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/27 "2019-06-05T00:32:25Z")

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Van Morrison - [Ballerina](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdB5N4meH9g)

Frank Zappa - [Dancin’ Fool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSdkPMc7aEo)

Sting - [They Dance Alone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPdJ20Bsfo)

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/28 "2019-06-05T00:39:25Z")

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> [@xizor](#):
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> [Maniac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evyKPVS_M7E) by Michael Sembello  
> “She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor  
> And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before”

“[That’s the stuff](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ubTe3wy1U)!”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/29 "2019-06-05T01:15:11Z")

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[“Mainstreet” by Bob Seger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH29n-MVW4k)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/30 "2019-06-05T14:22:18Z")

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“Ten Cents A Dance”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/31 "2019-06-05T14:48:47Z")

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Thirty posts, and no one has mentioned “Cheek to Cheek”? :eek:

\*Heaven, I’m in Heaven  
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak;  
And I seem to find the happiness I seek  
When we’re out together dancing, cheek to cheek

Heaven, I’m in Heaven  
And the cares that hung around me thru the week  
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak  
When we’re out together dancing, cheek to cheek\*

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WOYzFKizikU/hqdefault.jpg "Fred Astaire - Cheek to Cheek") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYzFKizikU)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/32 "2019-06-05T15:31:04Z")

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**Old 97s** - “The Dance Class”. The protagonist is an agoraphobe in love with a girl in a dance class across the street.

_“I’m wishing I could leave my house  
But it’s been a year since I went out  
You’re so far over there in your dance class  
I am in love with whoever you are  
Whoever you are…”_

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/33 "2019-06-05T16:21:12Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Thirty posts, and no one has mentioned “Cheek to Cheek”?

Presumably because it’s about dancing rather than specifically about a dancer as the OP requested. See posts #5 and 8.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/34 "2019-06-06T10:14:57Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Presumably because it’s about dancing rather than specifically about a dancer as the OP requested. See posts #5 and 8.

It’s Fred Astaire singing about himself dancing with Ginger Rogers as he dances with Ginger Rogers. How does this not meet the criteria? 😕

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/35 "2019-06-06T10:49:47Z")

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[Tomorrow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuntWQBJ5GM) from _Bugsy Malone_. Technically about someone that \*wants \*to be a professional dancer.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/36 "2019-06-06T11:35:18Z")

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Kinks, “[Come Dancing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRUE0aAI5o8)”  
Specifically about Ray Davies’ sister (who, in real life, died of a heart condition in a dance hall)

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/37 "2019-06-06T15:43:01Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> It’s Fred Astaire singing about himself dancing with Ginger Rogers as he dances with Ginger Rogers. How does this not meet the criteria? 😕

Well, take it up with the OP, but ISTM that it’s pretty clear that the OP’s criterion is a description of someone **else** dancing. Not about the emotions that the experience of dancing makes the narrator feel (which is what “Cheek to Cheek” is about), even if the singer happens to be a famous dancer in real life.

For example, the OP explicitly disqualified “The Safety Dance”, which is also about the narrator’s feelings about dancing.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/38 "2019-06-06T15:47:44Z")

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Jackson Browne - [For a Dancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeeO8yS4VDQ)

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/39 "2019-06-06T16:12:12Z")

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I realize that all songs about dancing are also about the people doing the dancing, but for the purpose of this thread I would just like to stick to songs about the dancers themselves.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-old-song-and-dance/835018/40 "2019-06-06T16:26:57Z")

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Would Copacabana count? Lola is a dancer, but most of the plot of the song is about stuff to the side of that (a couple men fighting over her, her being a has-been who’s still trying to cling to when she was Hot Stuff)…though it is all consequences of her dancing.

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