Not a place I would choose to work if I was qualified. Sounds uncomfortable and frickin’ dangerous.
I once saw a newspaper article, which I sent to Dave Barry who was then writing his weekly column, about some scientists who were trying to establish a standardized odor unit.
Per Mr. Barry, all one would really NEED to do is count the smell rays.
Say what now?
Buy maybe less itchy with no shirt to get all those clippings trapped under. 
Olive Garden offers selected chilled entrees to go. Only 5 bucks, too! No salad or bread sticks.
But is it leftovers from the night before, used as breakfast?
Hell, you can buy Bob Evans entrees in the fridge section of your grocery store. Same exact product they unbox and microwave in the kitchens at their restaurants. Proudly labeled “Home cooked”. I guess their ad copywriters live in a factory / warehouse. Only difference is the fancier retail packaging on your version.
Laundromats with pool tables, ping-pong tables, even attached bars. Of course, you would have to pay extra to use them.
The laundromat I used when I was in college had a small snack bar, which did sell beer. That’s not why I went there, but it was very popular for obvious reasons.
It was clean, and the TV was wired for cable (early 1990s).
You know about those 8-minute Abs videos? A 7-minute Abs video would sell like blockbusters! (As long as no one starts selling a 6-minutes Abs video!)
One of the laundromats around here has an equally scruffy beer bar next door. I’ve only poked my nose in a couple times, but it looks like the bar gets a bunch of biz from the 'mat.
There are books on the market–
(LINK) How To Be A Professional Psychic.
I gave it some thought.
Remember–mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.
Also —Every crowd has a silver lining.
Given Trump & his bozos, and the fact I live in a Very Red State, it was and is worth considering.
That’s a really dumb idea! Why not can it & store it anywhere instead of taking up freezer space?
that would work about as well as my color ink jet printer where one color is always either out or dried out & therefore, can’t print certain colors.
Chuck E Cheese with a bar - think how many dads would go there on Sundays to have uninterrupted football watching time while the kids (hopefully) played (& didn’t get hurt) elsewhere in the building.
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You can call them “Maxwell’s”
Actually, when my sister was in college she got an “exam survival kit” that included a plastic hammer for hitting yourself o the head while studying.
It was an Italian “Martello Musicale”, with concertina-shaped nds, so when you hit yourself it didn’t hurt, and released a musical note (the handle was also a whistle). My sister said it helped her study.
It could replace “cutting” as an emotional outlet.
This one is a little dark.
A Fitbit-like device with a tiny explosive that would be surgically implanted in your brain. As soon as preset parameters indicating an unacceptable quality of life are met, the explosive is detonated.
Sure solves the problem that for many forms of failing health, the patient / victim loses the ability to kill themselves before they become deteriorated enough to want to.
But bummer if the Bluetooth disconnects or the Wi-Fi goes down. Boom!
A molded rubber device for men with Peronei’s disease that would increase the size of the target gently guiding it in and could easily be removed once inserted.
Based on the name I assumed that was going to be an Apple product. I guess it’s easy to forget there was a time before they had a trademark on iEverything, when virtually everything that connected to the internet was branded iSomething.