But dehydrated water doesn’t take up any space.
That’s how I make crepes! Some crepe recipes actually say that’s to be expected. I’d buy one of your pancake pans if it can also do crepes (which are just very thin pancakes).
And now I’m hungry for pancakes…
Oddly, if it just had the minerals you find in the best mineral water, that might sell, especially to people with a SodaStream.
Batchelor Chow is the bad idea that sadly would sell.
I Googled “pancake iron” and got this result.
Early 1990s was when I lived in Iowa City. The company still exists, too, although it looks like the whole franchise concept has been dissolved.
I worked with a man and woman who also worked there; IIRC they worked days there and evenings at the restaurant, except for the evenings they had classes. Wonder what happened to them; they were nice people.
Seems like a rather nasty way to apply stage makeup to me.
I shudder to think of the consequences of denying the pancake gods their rightful sacrifice.
There is a brand called “on the rocks” that sell pre-made cocktails with real liquor. There website lists many creations including some margaritas.
Isn’t there some saying about how having kids is like making pancakes? The first one never turns out right. 
(ba-dump)
Years ago I had the idea for a remote controlled sex toy. One part is a penis-shaped object with touch sensors all over it. The other part is a sleeve into which you insert your penis, and it has actuators that can duplicate whatever actions are being done to the other part. You could call up a phone sex line and, assuming both parties have compatible devices, actually feel the touch of the remote party. Maybe my idea has actually been implemented, in which case, yay! and eww!
That’s definitely a thing.
Something like this? (But with penises…)
I’ve definitely heard of things like vibrating panties, with a remote control. Think about it LOL.
CNN classic: a network showing old news clips.
A filter that switches your TV show to a traditional resolution, for those who don’t want to see their programs in high definition.
I was at work so I couldn’t look it up, but one prominent company is Lovense.
I am imagining a provider of advertisements during live television programs/reality TV. Currently, familiar logos get blurred out. But I know from watching hockey that you can insert digital ads during the game and rotate them as needed, essentially allowing unlimited ads depending on who is willing to pay. So, once the technology catches up to the point where this can be done on moving surfaces rather than flat ones…
Our logo, superimposed over any and all others: nominal discount
Blurred logos: free but we still impose a few of our own here and there
Your logo: nominally expensive increasing exponentially depending on how often you want it to appear
Your competitor’s logo: your logo spot can be bought out from under you by your competitor if they are willing to pay more
Insurance against your competitor being able to superimpose their logo on top of yours: absurdly expensive and not always available because we want your competitor’s money too
Don’t we already have that? It’s called YouTube.
When MSNBC first launched, they had a series called “Time & Again” which was old news clips from certain years. I loved that program.
I remember those ads! One of them described the product as a “powerful placebo”.
They used the same technique as penis enlargement ads that promised “you will have a X-inch penis within two weeks”, and snuck the word “prosthetic” into the pitch. Figuring that many readers wouldn’t know the big word for dildo.
If we could only get rid of those pesky electrons and have just the nuclei, the water would take up barely any more space.