That really dumb idea...that you are secretly afraid would sell like hotcakes

Or have a 18” tall yarder in the center of each table and sling them to each plate.

An Apple Watch charger that keeps the back of the watch at body temperature. Putting a cold slab of metal on my wrist is one of the most unpleasant of my morning rituals.

Sweet! I would co-finance that with my lottery win.

Of course 83% of cats would end up living in the cardboard box the house came in.