# That’s Some Bad Puns... The MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 8, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905 "2007-10-08T04:02:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/501 "2007-10-15T04:46:58Z")
If I time this just right, I can be first on page 11 also!! 😃 > [@McUNE](#): > > Roo, hope you are feeling better soon! Thanks! I’ve had enough of this already! 😛 And thanks for your explanation about your calling. In the non-denominational Christian church I attend, the members just choose what they want to do. I’m not a member, but I pick up Bibles at the end of church and help with the clean-up. But that’s just because I choose to do it. Does the Bishop ever tell someone their calling that really doesn’t agree with them? Do they have to do it? **doggio** , please wash the MMP before you post it. **Lili** , I hope you’re not getting Teh Sick, but if you are, welcome to the sickies corner! 🙂 ::ignoring **palebunny** so no germs go in her direction:: **Haze** , thanks for the well wishes. Good night and good morning everyone! ~waving~ to **Dotty** and **Lunch**! ETA: Yes!! I beat out **Dotty** and **Lunch** tonight. Hehe. I may be sick but I still got it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/502 "2007-10-15T04:51:18Z")
You’ve always had it **Roo**. 😃 Don’t know who else is still runnin’ around in here, but if’n whoever wants to read sump’n just really 🆒 go check out [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=439807). One of the neatest OPs I’ve read in a long time. Got my heart cockles all warmed up it did. Or maybe that’s just the coffee I’m sippin’ on. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/503 "2007-10-15T04:59:46Z")
Where the heck in the new one? You guys are getting rusty! ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/504 "2007-10-15T05:09:24Z")
[QUOTE=swampy] You’ve always had it **Roo**. 😃 [/QUOTE] Aww . . . thanks, hon. You’re a sweetie! 🙂 That warmed my heart more than the dragonfly story. You sure you don’t swing this way? Just in case. . .how _you_ doin’? What’s on tap for the rest of the night? \*\* bbs2k\*\*, **doggio** is posting the new one in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/505 "2007-10-15T05:20:29Z")
Actually, **Plynck** sneaked in with the MMP [over hear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=440259). It’s beautiful. Be prepared to get all teary eyed when you read that excerpt from Borys’s book. BTW, everybody needs to encourage **Plynck** to become a regular cool kid and post more often. Really beautiful OP. ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905/506 "2007-10-15T06:02:01Z")
Morning all! My musical contribution today is Your Song: [Elton John]It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside I’m not one of those who can easily hide I don’t have much money but boy if I did I’d buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it’s not much but it’s the best I can do My gift is my song and this one’s for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it’s done I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you’re in the world …[/Elton John] Here’s hoping all the people suffering from Teh Sick feel better soon! Noor is taking her time getting used to eating “solid” foods. She won’t open her mouth more than a smidgen and likes to spray at least half of it back out at me. I don’t think she’s taking more than a tablespoon at a sitting yet. This is going to be slow and painstaking! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-s-some-bad-puns-the-mmp/421905.md?page=25)