# That screaming woman cell phone commercial.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 23, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098 "2011-07-23T18:40:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/21 "2011-07-24T02:23:33Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> That one, the sexist,ageist Time Warner one and the little girl calling Waffles are the top three hate hate hate commercials for me!

Which is the sexist Time Warner one?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/22 "2011-07-24T02:39:53Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> It’s especially annoying when my local cable provider significantly increases the volume on commercials, causing me to scramble wildly for the remote’s volume control.

^ this +10.

I cannot even begin to describe how much I hate this commercial. As a rule I try to fast forward through all ads, but sometimes I’m just not paying enough attention - until that ultra decibel scream hits my eardrums! I can never grab that remote and hit a button, (any button!) fast enough. :eek:

The fact that there are a few people in this thread who have actually opined that this commercial is ‘funny’, is almost enough to make me lose all hope for mankind…

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/23 "2011-07-24T02:54:41Z")

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> [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](#):
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> As long as it isn’t douche-buggery. :eek:

You raise an interesting point, **poker in the rear**.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/24 "2011-07-24T03:16:11Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Which is the sexist Time Warner one?

[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI5RvorlUO0&playnext=1&list=PL896B68FA9885956B) one.

:mad: hate hate hate :mad:

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/25 "2011-07-24T13:01:08Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI5RvorlUO0&playnext=1&list=PL896B68FA9885956B) one.
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> :mad: hate hate hate :mad:

Okay, why is he going to call a plumber?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/26 "2011-07-24T13:56:13Z")

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Oh, is there a spider on the phone’s screen?

See, I thought the point was that the woman was screaming in horror at her boyfriend’s appalling breach of etiquette, putting a cell phone on the table at a restaurant, and her dad was teaching the punk some manners by destroying the offending object.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/27 "2011-07-24T13:58:10Z")

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> [@saoirse](#):
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> Okay, why is he going to call a plumber?

Because SOMEBODY needs their pipes cleaned, amirite?

_goes for the high five and is left hanging_

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/28 "2011-07-24T15:36:38Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> the sexist,ageist Time Warner one

Given how often fathers are portrayed as incompetent, and given that I could see both my 18 year old daughter and my mother-in-law\* panicking (or simply ignoring, in the case of my daughter) at the same sort of problem, I think your hackles need readjusting.

\*My mother-in-law thought dishwasher soap and normal dish soap were interchangeable. Honest mistake, but when the dishwasher was suddenly bubbling furiously, she started panicking. Solution? Similar to the commercial…just stop the dishwasher, which she, my father-in-law, and my sister-in-law could not figure out. Fortunately, I got home before my kitchen was awash in dish soap.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/29 "2011-07-24T15:44:54Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> Oh, is there a spider on the phone’s screen?
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> See, I thought the point was that the woman was screaming in horror at her boyfriend’s appalling breach of etiquette, putting a cell phone on the table at a restaurant, and her dad was teaching the punk some manners by destroying the offending object.

She calls her father “Dave”? How improper! Or was she sarcastically “thanking” the boyfriend, Dave?

Either way, her behaviour is grossly incorrect. Harrumph.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/30 "2011-07-24T16:16:11Z")

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Am I the only guy here that thinks the girl in the ATT commercial is hot?  
Loud but hot. 😃

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/31 "2011-07-24T17:18:09Z")

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Nope, you’re not.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/32 "2011-07-24T17:40:26Z")

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Good, I was beginning to wonder about the calibration on my hotnessdar.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/33 "2011-07-24T18:00:41Z")

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> [@Hippy\_Hollow](#):
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> I agree the scream is annoying, but damn if this commercial isn’t funny as shit. The actors are brilliant - from the gormless spider phone guy, to the overcompensating shoe-hitting daddy figure, to the girl. They say so much in their facial expressions. And the final smack with the shoe seals the deal for me.

I’ve gotta agree. I find this to be a very funny commercial. The scream is very jarring but that’s part of why it is so funny for me.

I also like [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9nLHjnX0g), also for the Samsung Infuse. Not as funny, but still enjoyable.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/34 "2011-07-24T20:50:04Z")

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> [@Ruby](#):
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> However, I am so tired of women being portrayed as brainless twits that **I** could scream.

I wonder if the woman in the commerical feels the same.

$$$$$$$$

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**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/35 "2011-07-24T21:29:50Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> She calls her father “Dave”? How improper! Or was she sarcastically “thanking” the boyfriend, Dave?
> 
> Either way, her behaviour is grossly incorrect. Harrumph.

Why are you assuming that the older guy is her father? It actually looks more like a business lunch to me? The guy with the shoe would be ‘Clueless Boss’.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/36 "2011-07-24T21:56:39Z")

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> [@JoelUpchurch](#):
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> Why are you assuming that the older guy is her father? It actually looks more like a business lunch to me? The guy with the shoe would be ‘Clueless Boss’.

Look at the post I was replying to.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/37 "2011-07-24T22:07:49Z")

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> [@saoirse](#):
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> Okay, why is he going to call a plumber?

Because his daughter and what I guess is her roommate are too stupid to do so themselves is what I assume given the tone of the rest of the commercial.

> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Given how often fathers are portrayed as incompetent, and given that I could see both my 18 year old daughter and my mother-in-law\* panicking (or simply ignoring, in the case of my daughter) at the same sort of problem, I think your hackles need readjusting.

I don’t see how showing another demographic as incompetent would make this commercial any less asshole-ish, nor how (apparently) the genetics on your wife’s side can be used to “prove” that a majority of women are completely idiotic.

Or, maybe a majority of the population of both sexes and all ages has dropped a hundred IQ points, since it seems that most of the commercials I see these days are aimed at third graders…

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/38 "2011-07-24T22:11:46Z")

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Dear T-Mobile:

Please make more commercials with that brunette in the pink dress. Except you should show her boobies.

Sincerely,

B. Rabbit

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/39 "2011-07-25T00:35:55Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Or, maybe a majority of the population of both sexes and all ages has dropped a hundred IQ points, since it seems that most of the commercials I see these days are aimed at third graders…

Precisely. It doesn’t pay to get upset when it is the woman is stereotyped as opposed to when the man is stereotyped. Both sexes are negatively stereotyped in commercials for comedic effect (which often fails) with alarming regularity.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-screaming-woman-cell-phone-commercial/590098/40 "2011-07-25T00:38:55Z")

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> [@coolbyrne](#):
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> This might be… Verizon? At&T? Also Rogers?- girl breaks up with guy at the restaurant table. “You texted that you’re breaking up with me?” She replies, “It’s okay- I’ve got unlimited text messaging!” Yay. Or not.

[Here](http://www.commercialpedia.com/2011/01/sprint-cushioned-breakup-commercial.html) ya go. I was surprised to discover (after seeing it for the nth time) that the woman is in **30 Rock** - she’s one of the writers that has the Swedish accent.

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