# That Stormy Daniels interview was a bust **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183 "2018-03-26T01:48:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/241 "2018-03-27T02:28:00Z")
> [@Mr.Duality](#): > > I had no idea **Rick Kitchen** is so ignorant. Duly noted. Wow. That’s where you wanted to go? Yeah, I made a mistake. So sue me. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/242 "2018-03-27T02:55:54Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Bullshit. Case in point. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/243 "2018-03-27T03:10:51Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > The best thing I can say about **Starving Artist** and other such conservatives is that they’ll be dead soon. Old age, being forced to choose between their meds and food, and lack of quality insurance will all combine to phase out the Baby Boomers, and then we can begin actually making this country great again. I am not so optimistic. Mooselini was born in ‘64, which is right on the Boomer/X cusp. Other names that gag my hopes for progress include Marco Rubio, Scott Walker, Raphael T. Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Kris Kobach. Even Andrew Breitbart was born in 1970. The younger generation is well-larded with **SA** quality fuck-ups, and it is not evident that the sensible, forward-looking young people have the chops to deal with the alt-right crapfest that people such as I have mentioned are keen to visit upon them. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/244 "2018-03-27T03:16:01Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Bullshit. This proves my thesis that there is some sort of underground communications link between the primary Right-Wing Doofuses on this board. **Starving Artist:** I gotta go do my shift at the sewer reclamation center. Who’s taking over? **Clothahump:** I got it. (Eight hours later) Need to go inseminate the hogs. Anyone up? **Shodan:** Yo, I’m in. I assume this is done over Ham Radio, which was in operation well before “I Want to Hold Your Hand” hit number one on the pop charts and EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/245 "2018-03-27T03:58:10Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I assume this is done over Ham Radio, which was in operation well before “I Want to Hold Your Hand” hit number one on the pop charts and EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL. No, they have one brain, so they have to share around the parts each one needs at a given time. Sometimes they miss the swap interval and start using the wrong part of it to make posts. That is why we see so much repetition and incoherence so much of the time. I suspect **Bricker** keeps almost half of it to himself all the time, which is why it seems like he has half a brain. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/246 "2018-03-27T04:08:20Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I am not so optimistic. Mooselini was born in ‘64, which is right on the Boomer/X cusp. Other names that gag my hopes for progress include Marco Rubio, Scott Walker, Raphael T. Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Kris Kobach. Even Andrew Breitbart was born in 1970. The younger generation is well-larded with **SA** quality fuck-ups, and it is not evident that the sensible, forward-looking young people have the chops to deal with the alt-right crapfest that people such as I have mentioned are keen to visit upon them. Perhaps. But at least we’re getting closer to not hearing about how, since “them darkies and hummasexuals” didn’t really have any rights, and the “little women” had to be barefoot and pregnant with dinner and a martini ready when the breadwinner came in at 5 or she’d get beaten into a miscarriage, the 50s were the bee’s knees, man. Until the hippies and beatniks showed up with their reefer and their bra burning and their long hair and free love orgies came along and ruined it. So get off **Starving Artist** ’s lawn, daddy-o. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/247 "2018-03-27T05:42:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Earworm waiting to happen. [Actually, it’s a song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OiQwV-b6a4) > [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > For the truth is that when lowlife scuzzbugs Jay-Z and his cynically skanky wife and Eminem are being touted as the voices of conscience in America, it by definition isn’t great. Or, in another view, the conservative movement has lost all ownership of the moral high ground to the likes of someone who spreads her legs while dancing (HOLY SHIT!), another who raps about selling drugs, and one who wrote a song about chasing his ex-wife down and murdering her in the forest while his baby daughter sat waiting in the car. I don’t think the liberals are the problem in this scenario. > [@Superdude](#): > > The best thing I can say about **Starving Artist** and other such conservatives is that they’ll be dead soon. Old age, being forced to choose between their meds and food, and lack of quality insurance will all combine to phase out the Baby Boomers, and then we can begin actually making this country great again. > > It only stopped being great when the deplorable voters got their way. Vile greed and hatred of “other” won’t just die off, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/248 "2018-03-27T06:33:54Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > another who raps about selling drugs, and one who wrote a song about chasing his ex-wife down and murdering her in the forest while his baby daughter sat waiting in the car. Can’t be any worse than [Sinatra](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkUt39ZF98)… ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/249 "2018-03-27T09:27:07Z")
That version’s sped up and sounds terrible. Here it is the way it was actually recorded. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jWiixo-iOTc/hqdefault.jpg "Frank Sinatra "Mack The Knife"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWiixo-iOTc) Darin’s version is still better though IMO. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/250 "2018-03-27T09:28:47Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > That version’s sped up and sounds terrible. That’s hardly the fucking point, idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/251 "2018-03-27T09:42:26Z")
I didn’t say it was the point, asspipe, i just thought people might like to hear the song sung the way it was recorded instead of that piece of shit you posted, undoubtedly because you didn’t know any better. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/252 "2018-03-27T09:55:07Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Stormy has added defamation to her lawsuit against Michael Cohen. > [https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/stormy-daniels-accuses-trump-attorney-of-defamation/2018/03/26/36da4122-30e4-11e8-94fa-32d48460b955\_story.html?utm\_term=.749f290e5d45](https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/stormy-daniels-accuses-trump-attorney-of-defamation/2018/03/26/36da4122-30e4-11e8-94fa-32d48460b955_story.html?utm_term=.749f290e5d45) It would seem like Michael Cohen’s the biggest loser in all of this. On top of his civil suit, he might have violated federal campaign finance law statute. He might get a visit from Mueller. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/253 "2018-03-27T09:58:39Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > This is exactly the sort of thing that got Trump elected. If you people think the things I post are racist or sexist (and you clearly do) then you’re so far around the bend that you’re not only divorced from reality but utterly hopeless. People had their reasons for electing Jefferson Davis president of the Confederacy, I suppose. I don’t care - the mother fuckers who punched themselves in the balls to make a statement to liberals are wrong and in time, that will become evident even to the morons who voted for him. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/254 "2018-03-27T10:21:30Z")
No surprise to see **SA** use hateful and misogynistic slurs against successful and popular black Americans. Sad, but par for the course. Kids, don’t be like **SA** ; be a decent person who treats people decently, and who doesn’t use hateful and misogynistic language. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/255 "2018-03-27T10:35:05Z")
I can’t read any post where someone refers to **Starving Artist** as **SA** without thinking of the Brownshirts. Sorry, it’s not really fair… but, it happens. But than I start picturing him as [Ernst Röhm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm). ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/256 "2018-03-27T10:50:01Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > I can’t read any post where someone refers to **Starving Artist** as **SA** without thinking of the Brownshirts. Sorry, it’s not really fair… but, it happens. > > But than I start picturing him as [Ernst Röhm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm). That’s a decent match for **Sharting Fartist’s** mentality, but do you have a picture of Ernst Rohm about 40 years older and sitting in a white panel van outside of a school? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/257 "2018-03-27T10:54:47Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > … asspipe… Welcome to your new user name, **asspipe**. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/258 "2018-03-27T11:04:07Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > That’s a decent match for **Sharting Fartist’s** mentality, but do you have a picture of Ernst Rohm about 40 years older and sitting in a white panel van outside of a school? Our little Ernie didn’t make it past 46 so it’d be tough to get a pic of him older! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/259 "2018-03-27T11:28:31Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > I didn’t say it was the point, asspipe, I didn’t say you said it was the point, tubefucker. > [@](#): > > i just thought people might like to hear the song sung the way it was recorded instead of that piece of shit you posted Or people might like to hear a [decent version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcP2zycN3P0)… > [@](#): > > , undoubtedly because you didn’t know any better. Not only do I not care, I didn’t even listen to the one I posted, because I can’t stand Sinatra. And the performance isn’t the point, the lyrics are. But since you can’t defend them without being a hypocrite, I guess you have to work with what you can scrounge up. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/260 "2018-03-27T11:44:30Z")
Bunch of uncultured so-and-sos y’all are, [Lotte Lenya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7eO7MKEZAY) or nothing! CMC fnord! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183.md?page=14)