# That Stormy Daniels interview was a bust

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183 "2018-03-26T01:48:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/281 "2018-03-27T18:28:40Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Wouldn’t he know for sure whether or not her story was true, either in whole or in part? Wasn’t he in the room when these events occurred?

Physically but not mentally. 😃

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/282 "2018-03-27T18:31:03Z")

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> [@Skara\_Brae](#):
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> “If you smell shit everywhere you go, maybe you should check your shoes.”

**AssPipe** should probably check his pants.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/283 "2018-03-27T18:35:02Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> We were watching CNN earlier, and they said The Washington Post reported that Trump didn’t find her story “credible”, which is weird. Wouldn’t he know for sure whether or not her story was true, either in whole or in part? Wasn’t he in the room when these events occurred?

Her “credibility” would improve dramatically if she said he had the biggest dick she’d ever seen on a human male.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/284 "2018-03-27T18:35:16Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> People had their reasons for electing Jefferson Davis president of the Confederacy, I suppose. I don’t care - the mother fuckers who punched themselves in the balls to make a statement to liberals are wrong and in time, that will become evident even to the morons who voted for him.

I don’t really want to start a hijack, but was there someone else up for the presidency of the Confederacy who would likely have made secession WORK?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/285 "2018-03-27T18:39:08Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> I can’t read any post where someone refers to **Starving Artist** as **SA** without thinking of the Brownshirts. Sorry, it’s not really fair… but, it happens.
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> But than I start picturing him as [Ernst Röhm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm).

> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> That’s a decent match for **Sharting Fartist’s** mentality, but do you have a picture of Ernst Rohm about 40 years older and sitting in a white panel van outside of a school?

We-e-e-ell, since Röhm was executed the year after that picture was taken, probably not.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/286 "2018-03-27T18:39:36Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Physically but not mentally. 😃

It’s what happens when the little head is leading the big head.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/287 "2018-03-27T18:52:20Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> We were watching CNN earlier, and they said The Washington Post reported that Trump didn’t find her story “credible”, which is weird. Wouldn’t he know for sure whether or not her story was true, either in whole or in part? Wasn’t he in the room when these events occurred?

this is all just a reality show to him.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/288 "2018-03-27T18:55:13Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> It’s what happens when the little head is leading the big head.

You mean “little and big boss” right? I mean a “little head” means something else altogether.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/289 "2018-03-27T19:18:38Z")

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There’s no brain in either head as far as I can tell.

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**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/290 "2018-03-27T19:51:48Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Agreed. I’m a fan of both of those. What about BBC?

Well I’m glad we’re back on the topic of porn.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/291 "2018-03-27T20:34:32Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I don’t really want to start a hijack, but was there someone else up for the presidency of the Confederacy who would likely have made secession WORK?

No, it looks like he was elected unanimously, without opposition. He was like the George Washington of the confederacy.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/292 "2018-03-27T20:53:23Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> It gives him the opportunity to complement their looks and gauge their reaction without having to just blatantly say, Hey, you’re really hot. \*\*It also provides him the veneer of being a loving father. I think most men would be flattered if an attractive older woman were to say something like “You’re so handsome, you remind me of my son.” \*\*People have enough of an ego to take things like that as a compliment while still being aware enough of their own individuality not to think Trump or the woman in that scenario were looking to bang a surrogate of their offspring.

LOL, not at all.

I’m not trying to join the pile on, but statements like this leave so many of us confused as to how the republican party is still a national party.

**What you think this sounds like** : A man complimenting women by comparing them to his daughter is a sign of taste and most people would consider it a compliment.

**What you sound like to people outside your bubble** : Tribalistic white nationalism is so important to me that I will make excuses for incest.

You might as well claim that Roy Moore was boosting 15 year old girl’s self esteem by trying to fuck them (just so long as he believes America is a white, christian, native born patriarchy and he is hostile to anyone who doesn’t fall into that group).

You are 100% correct, America is fucked on a very deep level. But not for the reasons you think.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/293 "2018-03-27T21:03:56Z")

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So, is there an official rule that 1/3 of all threads in this forum eventually have to become centered on the same senile weirdo, or is it just sort of understood informally?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/294 "2018-03-27T21:15:51Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Ceci n’est pas une asspipe.

Well. First time since I was 8 I’ve had Pepsi in my sinuses.

noice!

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/295 "2018-03-27T21:18:40Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> The only wired utility I have is electric, we had to buy the poles to have a rural coop run the lines. Very pricey. And I totally understand portable laptops and phones are battery operated. You do have to charge them though. My TV and Internet is satellite, also. If you come to my road you won’t get any cell service. The only place where there is wi-fi is my house. It was spotty at best til we got Hughesnet. That has just been for the last 2 years.  
> I assume as their ads say if you have a clear southern facing view Hughesnet can provide internet access, anywhere. For a price.

How much is the internet connection costing you?

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/296 "2018-03-27T21:37:33Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> But NEITHER of them come close to _ **Kapo and her flying vagina** _. Yes, Kapo was Pele’s sister. She once saved Pele by detaching and tossing her vagina at the thugs pursuing Pele.
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> She didn’t get it back, they kept it. Hopefully they bronzed it.
> 
> Yeah, that shit’s Hawaiian.

You’d think that would at least get a yellow card.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/297 "2018-03-27T21:55:51Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Here’s [something](http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/first-ladys-spokesperson-comments-on-stormy-daniels/ar-BBKIH9V?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp):
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> I’ll let you all decide on what you consider to be the most disturbing bit of information.
> 
> Ugh.

That seems to be a regular thing – comparing the women he wants to screw (such as Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal) to his daughter Ivanka. It is SICK.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/298 "2018-03-27T21:57:21Z")

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I wonder whether Tiffany Trump is unhappy that her father never thinks of her or is glad that at least he never thinks of her in that way.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/299 "2018-03-27T22:03:59Z")

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> [@storyteller0910](#):
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> So, is there an official rule that 1/3 of all threads in this forum eventually have to become centered on the same senile weirdo, or is it just sort of understood informally?

Oh, it’s in the user agreement. I think he is one of Ed’s crazy relatives.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/300 "2018-03-27T22:13:45Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> How much is the internet connection costing you?

Mr. Wrekker said $70 a month.

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