# That Stormy Daniels interview was a bust

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183 "2018-03-26T01:48:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/301 "2018-03-27T23:13:05Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Oh, it’s in the user agreement. I think he is one of Ed’s crazy relatives.

Oh, really? Poor Ed. We shall have to treat him especially delicately for the duration of the clusterfuck.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/302 "2018-03-27T23:14:19Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> I wonder whether Tiffany Trump is unhappy that her father never thinks of her or is glad that at least he never thinks of her in that way.

Have you forgotten [this](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/agvyrbjxldlhpuu0yuvs.gif)? That was a well practiced move. Just because he gushes about Ivanka doesn’t mean Tiffany’s off the hook.

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**Author:** ![Batano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Batano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batano)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/303 "2018-03-27T23:18:10Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Mr. Wrekker said $70 a month.

Same as in town, Father

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/304 "2018-03-27T23:19:12Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Have you forgotten [this](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/agvyrbjxldlhpuu0yuvs.gif)? That was a well practiced move. Just because he gushes about Ivanka doesn’t mean Tiffany’s off the hook.

Tiffany may be the smartest one of the whole bunch.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/305 "2018-03-27T23:33:36Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> > [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> > I wonder whether Tiffany Trump is unhappy that her father never thinks of her or is glad that at least he never thinks of her in that way.
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> ]Have you forgotten [this](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/agvyrbjxldlhpuu0yuvs.gif)? That was a well practiced move. Just because he gushes about Ivanka doesn’t mean Tiffany’s off the hook.

Actually, I did forget that, but Trump probably greets Tiffany like that because he forgets that this woman in front of him is his daughter. Meanwhile, he never forgets who Ivanka is.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/306 "2018-03-28T04:18:34Z")

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> [@Batano](#):
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> Same as in town, Father

Huh? I have no idea how much it costs to hook up Hughesnet on the South side of a mountain in Alaska. I have no idea, come to think of it, how much it cost us. I’m assuming that there is a charge. I just know we are getting the median range price for the service we get. As there is only limited devices needing to use it we didn’t get the top dollar package.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/307 "2018-03-28T04:25:40Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Have you forgotten [this](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/agvyrbjxldlhpuu0yuvs.gif)? That was a well practiced move. Just because he gushes about Ivanka doesn’t mean Tiffany’s off the hook.

That video was creepy. Tiffany looks like Stormy, btw.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/308 "2018-03-28T04:28:31Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Huh? I have no idea how much it costs to hook up Hughesnet on the South side of a mountain in Alaska. I have no idea, come to think of it, how much it cost us. I’m assuming that there is a charge. I just know we are getting the median range price for the service we get. As there is only limited devices needing to use it we didn’t get the top dollar package.

So your satellite internet is whizzing by over your head. Interesting.

**Batano** was quoting the punchline of a well-known joke. But not well-known enough, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/309 "2018-03-28T04:46:44Z")

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No silly, it’s not whizzing, it’s chugging. Have I mentioned its kinda slow. I don’t care what the commercials say.  
There is an ugly thing sitting on my roof right next to an uglier directv thing. I don’t know how this shit works, I am not real tech-y.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/310 "2018-03-28T10:47:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> No silly, it’s not whizzing, it’s chugging. Have I mentioned its kinda slow. I don’t care what the commercials say.  
> There is an ugly thing sitting on my roof right next to an uglier directv thing. I don’t know how this shit works, I am not real tech-y.

Oh, come on! You have to be kidding.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/311 "2018-03-28T13:27:28Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> Oh, come on! You have to be kidding.

Lotta sky in that part of the world. Plenty of room for things to go over soneone’s head.  
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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/312 "2018-03-28T15:41:19Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Huh? I have no idea how much it costs to hook up Hughesnet on the South side of a mountain in Alaska. I have no idea, come to think of it, how much it cost us. I’m assuming that there is a charge. I just know we are getting the median range price for the service we get. As there is only limited devices needing to use it we didn’t get the top dollar package.

> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> So your satellite internet is whizzing by over your head. Interesting.
> 
> **Batano** was quoting the punchline of a well-known joke. But not well-known enough, apparently.

[The joke](http://www.hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Twenty_dollars,_same_as_in_town.).

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/313 "2018-03-28T16:14:48Z")

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Heh, I haven’t heard that one either.

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**Author:** ![Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9adbd/32.png) [@Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Time_Hockey)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/314 "2018-03-28T16:20:06Z")

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I haven’t heard it either. It’s a good joke for a lapsed Catholic to use. I’m totally stealing that.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/315 "2018-03-28T16:55:36Z")

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I’ve only seen the punchline before. ISTR one instance from “M_A_S\*H”.

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**Author:** ![Corry\_El](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@Corry\_El](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corry_El)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/316 "2018-03-28T17:06:32Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I could be miles wrong on this, but isn’t the vast majority of breitbarters (and by extension, the majority of alt-right trolls on the internet) under 35?
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> The dressage (?) looked a little top heavy, but I’m not complaining.

I guess that’s right. The whole point though involves the usual confusion or lack of concern differentiating who is ‘alt right’ a ‘white nationalist’, a ‘conservative’ or ‘voted for Trump’. The first two are quite small subsets of the last category (except in bombastic rhetoric) and don’t necessarily overlap with the third. A lot of internet types self-proclaiming in the first two categories hate conservatives or ‘so called conservatives’ as they often call them. And Trump is not a conservative, though so far the major stuff he’s done (_done_, not said, nor proclaimed then been slapped down in court) has generally pleased conservatives.

Anyway just in terms of age Trump had slightly less of an age skew in support than Romney, compare the relevant pages here

> **[How Groups Voted in 2012 | Roper Center for Public Opinion Research](https://ropercenter.cornell.edu/how-groups-voted-2012)**
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> DemographicGroupObamaRomneyTOTALAll VotersPct.51%47%SEXMen474552Women535544

Otherwise, yeah younger people tend to vote for the Democrats so the Democrats will rule all when those people get older…except if they get more conservative as they get older. Which isn’t exactly unknown. Or depending if/how much further left the Democrats go, or what the Republicans do, it’s like predicting the long term future of the price of oil ‘because it’s finite’.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/317 "2018-03-28T17:50:13Z")

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> [@Corry\_El](#):
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> Otherwise, yeah younger people tend to vote for the Democrats so the Democrats will rule all when those people get older…except if they get more conservative as they get older. Which isn’t exactly unknown. Or depending if/how much further left the Democrats go, or what the Republicans do, it’s like predicting the long term future of the price of oil ‘because it’s finite’.

The latter is more likely than the former. People actually get more liberal as they get older, it’s just that society changes even faster and they look conservative by comparison. So it’s possible that the liberal party might swing left to accommodate the new most liberal 50-80% of the population, with the conservative party co-opting the former middle ground gradually until the slowly-liberalizing old folks suddenly find themselves _relatively_ conservative.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/318 "2018-03-28T17:56:08Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> [The joke](http://www.hipsoda.com/wiki/index.php?title=Twenty_dollars,_same_as_in_town.).

Yes, that is funny. It seems familar.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/319 "2018-03-28T19:32:13Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Yes, that is funny. It seems familar.

You are Mitt Romney and I claim my five pounds.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/320 "2018-03-28T19:32:28Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> The latter is more likely than the former. People actually get more liberal as they get older, it’s just that society changes even faster and they look conservative by comparison. So it’s possible that the liberal party might swing left to accommodate the new most liberal 50-80% of the population, with the conservative party co-opting the former middle ground gradually until the slowly-liberalizing old folks suddenly find themselves _relatively_ conservative.

I think we’re on the same page, I was thinking that the middle actually continues to drift leftward as ensuing, more liberal, generations work their way down the timelines.

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