# That Stormy Daniels interview was a bust

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183 "2018-03-26T01:48:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/61 "2018-03-26T12:56:31Z")

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> Quoth **TonySinclair** :
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> A comment from the 60 Minutes blog:
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> “Stormy says she and Trump had an affair. Trump claims this is completely false. Who you gonna believe? The fake blonde with the big tits or Stormy Daniels?”
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> That’s funny, but how the hell did we get to the point where a porn star has more credibility than the President of the US?
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> And I don’t just mean about the affair. I’d rather have her in charge of foreign policy, than Trump and Bolton.

Yup. I have no idea how good she, personally, is at foreign policy, but she’s demonstrated an ability to find and hire competent professionals, and she’s difficult to intimidate. The presence of either of those qualities would make her far more qualified than Trump.

And as an aside, the most recent song I heard blaring out of a car radio, and the only one in several months, was Tommy Makem’s “Four Green Fields” earlier this morning. While one might debate the morality of that song, it’s certainly Republican.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/62 "2018-03-26T12:57:22Z")

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Did no one else notice the _huge_ pupils in her eyes? That had to be the result of some kind of drug. Otherwise her demeanor seemed more or less normal, but those _were_ some freakishly large pupils.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/63 "2018-03-26T13:02:52Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yup. I have no idea how good she, personally, is at foreign policy, but she’s demonstrated an ability to find and hire competent professionals, and she’s difficult to intimidate. The presence of either of those qualities would make her far more qualified than Trump.
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> …

Give her a couple weeks as president, and we’d have a CDs for every head of state.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/64 "2018-03-26T13:03:11Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> When conservatives talk about the state and direction of the country, they talk about society. When liberals talk about the state and direction of the country, they talk about politicians (and corporations). My complaints are about liberal influence upon society for the last 50 years and the result of it. Is that not obvious?

Yes, it’s obvious. Like everything else you rant about, it’s obvious, transparent, and stupidly, obviously wrong.

The blatantly obvious stupidity in your rants blaming liberals for all of America’s ills become extremely clear when you distill it down as you’ve just done above. If your conservative wish is to talk about “society”, then you need to emerge from your quagmire of right-wing myopia and understand that many of us live outside the US in democracies that are much like the US, with the notable exception that socially they are more far more liberal than your little right-wing brain would ever be capable of even imagining.

Where I live government is a large and trusted part of society that has given us strong social programs, universal health care, effective gun control, and strong protections for – and sensitivity to – the rights of minorities including members of the LGBT community – all the things that would make your little conservative brain explode. Yet I live in a peaceful society that is subject to all the same influences that have driven modern US culture except the right-wing nuttery, and is currently governed by an exceptionally liberal leader, a society in which someone like Trump wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of being elected to high office. Why is that? Why does your “explanation” blaming liberals fail so spectacularly everywhere else?

It’s because what elected Trump is not “liberals”, it’s a subculture of ignorant right-wing troglodytes such as yourself. It’s a subculture that has been enabled and its scope expanded by propagandizing media like Breitbart, Fox News, hundreds of lesser organizations, and the malign and manipulative influence of social media driven by a small handful of powerful interests that manipulate and undermine democracy to their own ends, billionaires like the Kochs and, in this election particularly, [the billionaire Robert Mercer](http://www.cbc.ca/news2/interactives/sh/wex94ODaUs/trump-robert-mercer-billionaire/) and his lunatic offspring (his daughter Rebekah, the Wicked Witch of the East, just by way of example is an influential member on the boards of both Breitbart and Cambridge Analytica, following a pattern of familiar connections we see over and over again). It’s been further enabled by the apathy of the average voter, who has grown so cynical of this shambles of democracy that he stays home on election day.

That’s what got Trump elected, not dirty song lyrics. You are an insufferable idiot.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/65 "2018-03-26T13:08:13Z")

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Will someone please explain something to me?

I confess up-front I didn’t watch the interview and don’t intend to — my queue of Youtubes on science, history, music, snooker(!) and real news is too long already. I did see the headline: “Stormy spanked Orangey!” — hadn’t she already told us that in a years-ago interview?

Trump likes to fuck women who are not his wife? We already knew that; Orangey brags about it. Orangey lied? Orangey brags about lying; his base respects him for it. IOW, there was absolutely nothing news-worthy about Stormy’s tell-all. Zero, Nada, Zilch.

This is a man who has appointed John Bolton to be National Security Advisor. He or his appointees have decimated the Depts. of State, Energy, Education, etc.; decimated the Paris Accord, TPP etc. He has brought worldwide ridicule on the U.S., increased the chance for war or other foreign disaster; and credible evidence suggests _he is literally serving as a stooge for America’s enemy Vladimir Putin_. :eek:

_ **Yet for days, nine of the top ten news hits have been Stormy, Stormy, Stormy.** _ Nothing but Stormy. Have America’s priorities become so absurd? However stupid Trump may be — and I’ll concede that he appears to be an imbecile — the “typical American news consumer” seems to be at least as stupid.

I may make [a link to “How America lost its mind”](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/09/how-america-lost-its-mind/534231/) into my new .sig.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/66 "2018-03-26T13:14:55Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Most people in this country can readily see the inhumanity of racism and that women deserve equal pay for equal work and the freedom to pursue whatever careers they like

Conservatives refused to see any of that. As a result, they were rejected. All consequences from that rejection are on their heads, and theirs alone.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/67 "2018-03-26T13:16:30Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> The most shocking revelation was that Trump didn’t use a condom. Daniels is a porn actress, ffs. I wonder if he brought home a little present for Melania.
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> Hey Sharting Fartist, tell us some 50s stories about your leg-spreading mama.

You’re assuming that Melania was still sleeping with him at that point - get the heir, shut him down?

Also, my understanding is that porn performers get tested a lot, so maybe possibly be one of the safer choices for unprotected sex.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/68 "2018-03-26T13:18:16Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> people can’t do math

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> you’ve not only increased the danger of crime

Well, there ya go – people have gotten so stoopid that they can’t tell whether [a trendline](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States#/media/File:Violent_crime_rates_by_gender_1973-2003.jpg) is sloping up or down!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/69 "2018-03-26T13:27:07Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> In conclusion, we have **Starving Artist** ’s yelling at clouds derailing yet another thread, while ignoring the copious influence his generation had on how fucked up everything has gotten - all because racists don’t like being called racist, misogynists don’t like being called sexist, and it’s no longer ok to beat up the gays.

And, let’s be honest – people who voted for Trump were _far_ more offended by these changes than by the trivialities **Starving Artist** keeps prattling on about.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/70 "2018-03-26T13:42:24Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Wait, just a sec, you can’t be for Trump and against him, at the same time. That’s non-sensical.

Color me nonsensical then. I fuggin LOVE the despicable scumbag because he shines some serious wattage on government corruption and draws out the most repulsive elements of society. And he doesn’t even do it on purpose, which lends a certain beauty to him as a thing. We as a nation can survive him, just as you and I can survive a flu virus. It’s not going to be fun, or pretty, but we’ll get through it in one piece and we’ll learn a thing or two about social & political hygiene.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/71 "2018-03-26T13:50:39Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Color me nonsensical then. I fuggin LOVE the despicable scumbag because he shines some serious wattage on government corruption and draws out the most repulsive elements of society. And he doesn’t even do it on purpose, which lends a certain beauty to him as a thing. We as a nation can survive him, just as you and I can survive a flu virus. It’s not going to be fun, or pretty, but we’ll get through it in one piece and we’ll learn a thing or two about social & political hygiene.

Let me FTFY.

I fuggin LOVE the despicable scumbag because he shines some serious wattage on government corruption and draws out the most repulsive elements of society, then offers them an office in the White house next to his, and after a month or two, he fires them.

I too love how he’s fucking, one at a time, everyone who supported him. He’ll have no one left to cry at his funeral.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/72 "2018-03-26T13:52:51Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Apparently you missed the part of my post that talked about it’s become impossible to take one’s kids into even a 7-11 without them encountering female-targeted magazines heralding the wonders of a properly administrated blowjob and instructions on how to perform them.

And when you’re talking about “your kids,” you’re referring to your own flesh and blood whom you find to be a good reference point for attractiveness and sexual desirability for use in a pick-up line?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/73 "2018-03-26T13:55:08Z")

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During the Watergate investigation Woodward and Bernstein were told to “Follow the Money”. Maybe we should.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/74 "2018-03-26T14:00:47Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> During the Watergate investigation Woodward and Bernstein were told to “Follow the Money”. Maybe we should.

:rolleyes: four irrelevant “just talking to make noise” posts in 12 hours in this thread alone. Shut up, you twit.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/75 "2018-03-26T14:03:13Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Apparently you missed the part of my post that talked about it’s become impossible to take one’s kids into even a 7-11 without them encountering female-targeted magazines heralding the wonders of a properly administrated blowjob and instructions on how to perform them.

I realize you’re a fact-proof moron, but you **are** aware that 7-11 stopped carrying porn in 1986, right?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/76 "2018-03-26T14:06:46Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> People resent this shit and all the other stuff your side has “accomplished”, hence Donald Trump.

A minority of the electorate voted for Trump. Your side isn’t very popular.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/77 "2018-03-26T14:12:39Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> A minority of the electorate voted for Trump. Your side isn’t very popular.

And most of them have burned their MAGA hats by now.

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**Author:** ![BeenJammin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beenjammin/32/448_2.png) [@BeenJammin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeenJammin)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/78 "2018-03-26T14:13:26Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> People around here claim to find lots of things creepy.

What do you expect from a messageboard predominantly populated by neurotic attention-seekers too insecure in their own lives to do much more than waste it bemoaning the long list of things they don’t understand?

> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> …the fact is that they and other hallmarks/consequences of 50 years of liberalism are exactly what caused the election of Donald Trump.

It’s like a reverse-psychology never-ending narcoleptic nightmare.

> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Either dial back the hatred and villainization and the never-ending orgy of whingement over everything in life that isn’t perfect

But there’s not enough time to be both a productive member of society and a starry-eyed liberal complainer. It’s much easier and rewarding to just sit around and complain. It’s getting tougher and less likely somebody feels sorry about it and maybe throws them a bone, but that’s what lazy fucks do.

> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Thanks for exemplifying exactly what I was talking about above. The problems with what liberalism has wrought in this country have nothing to do with efforts to eliminate racism, or women’s rights or religion. Most people in this country can readily see the inhumanity of racism and that women deserve equal pay for equal work and the freedom to pursue whatever careers they like. What people don’t like is being attacked and called names the instant you sense some degree of opposition. They don’t like that it’s virtually impossible to keep bad guys in jail and how prevalent and widespread crime has become. They don’t like what our educational system has become, where college graduates speak in ways that never would have passed 8th grade English in 1960, people can’t do math, and that the primary function of education these days seems to be to crank out as many pro-liberal students as possible. They don’t like that you’ve not only increased the danger of crime but are simultaneously trying to take away their ability to defend themselves from it. Etc., etc., etc. None of this realistically has anything to do with racism or sexism. What it has to do with is a desire to live like civilized human beings free from filth and crime and an ever encroaching government trying to tell them how to live their lives.

I 2nd that - Well said!

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Wait, just a sec, you can’t be for Trump and against him, at the same time. That’s non-sensical.

Maybe when you understand what’s going on. But that takes a bit more than the typical SDMB poster’s intelligence level would allow.

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Listen to the man, because he’s seen firsthand just how bad the world has gotten. Wherever he goes, it smells like stale piss and people look miserable, rolling their eyes and groaning from the moment he enters the room.

Ah, the drive-by trollerator shows up, as expected. And as usual, frustrated that an ad-hominem is his/her/it’s only angle. Keep up the good work fuckface!

Sorry for the long quote-ful post, but I don’t see bickering with fools as a good use of my time. I’m probably done for the week now.

Just for the record, I would LOVE to get a BJ from StormyD! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/79 "2018-03-26T14:20:21Z")

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> [@BeenJammin](#):
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> Ah, the drive-by trollerator shows up, as expected. And as usual, frustrated that an ad-hominem is his/her/it’s only angle. Keep up the good work fuckface!

At least he’s funny, you just smell like an old man’s feet.

> [@BeenJammin](#):
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> Just for the record, I would LOVE to get a BJ from StormyD! 🙂

You’re that desperate for attention?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/80 "2018-03-26T14:22:30Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> :rolleyes: four irrelevant “just talking to make noise” posts in 12 hours in this thread alone. Shut up, you twit.

You need to back off. Who the hell are you? I have never interacted with you on the board, I don’t get it. Quit being a jerk. It’s unbecoming, rude and downright mean. And furthermore I will post whenever I please.

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