# That Stormy Daniels interview was a bust

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183 "2018-03-26T01:48:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/81 "2018-03-26T14:26:04Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You need to back off. Who the hell are you? I have never interacted with you on the board, I don’t get it. Quit being a jerk. It’s unbecoming, rude and downright mean. And furthermore I will post whenever I please.

I don’t need to do anything but follow the rules because, see…you’re not a mod. Pointing out that I can’t enjoy threads because all you’re capable of doing is posting non-sequeters incessantly is perfectly acceptable in the Pit.

So…shut up, you twit.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/82 "2018-03-26T14:32:37Z")

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Hmm, I’ll give Beck points for assertiveness, but her hackles were too clearly raised, and her riposte lacked sauce. Then again “shut up you twit” hardly sets the standard Pit tone we should expect from a veteran poster like Fenris. As playground slap fights go, this one is maybe an opening act.

I give Beck a 4.7/10, however if Fenris could try again, this time with a little venom, I’d be willing to give Beck another chance as well. But I want to see some evisceration this time.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/83 "2018-03-26T14:32:52Z")

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I won’t hijack this thread anymore to respond to you. You carry on.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/84 "2018-03-26T14:37:24Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yup. I have no idea how good she, personally, is at foreign policy, but she’s demonstrated an ability to find and hire competent professionals, and **she’s difficult to intimidate**. The presence of either of those qualities would make her far more qualified than Trump.

I noted from the NY Times article that Stormy competes in eventing (judging by the photo of her on horseback), and that’s a sport that requires nerves of steel, quick decision-making, tight focus, good judgment, mental toughness, hard preparatory work, confidence without overconfidence, and just plain guts. It’s rare, but people do die on the cross-country course, or go the way of Christopher Reeve. So right there she’s way ahead of That Man.

I also give her props for stepping back from competition to keep the circus away from that part of her world.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/85 "2018-03-26T14:38:18Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I won’t hijack this thread anymore to respond to you. You carry on.

I think he just invited you to this other message board that will answer your questions. 😃

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/86 "2018-03-26T14:48:42Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> I noted from the NY Times article that Stormy competes in eventing (judging by the photo of her on horseback), and that’s a sport that requires nerves of steel, quick decision-making, tight focus, good judgment, mental toughness, hard preparatory work, confidence without overconfidence, and just plain guts. It’s rare, but people do die on the cross-country course, or go the way of Christopher Reeve. So right there she’s way ahead of That Man.
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> I also give her props for stepping back from competition to keep the circus away from that part of her world.

I wonder if she voted for Trump like Karen McDougal stated she did?  
Boy, Melania must be loving this shit. Poor woman.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/87 "2018-03-26T15:00:12Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You need to back off. Who the hell are you? I have never interacted with you on the board, I don’t get it. Quit being a jerk. It’s unbecoming, rude and downright mean. And furthermore I will post whenever I please.

Yes, it’s your right to annoy people, but is that what you really want to do? I mean, I doubt very much that’s your goal. If a few people find something annoying, it’s better to thank them for their concern than it is to tell them you’ll do whatever you please. Otherwise, people with no dogs in the fight will start choosing sides based on your responses.

I don’t think that’s who you are, but I also think you need to listen to the breeze here.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/88 "2018-03-26T15:06:55Z")

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Annoying people is what we do in the Pit.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/89 "2018-03-26T15:07:57Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> How did we get to the point where scuzzbugs like JayZ, his leg-spreading wife…

It figures that you would see a black woman as unfit of you using her name, and that a black woman should only be referred to as a slut.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/90 "2018-03-26T15:09:36Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Annoying people is what we do in the Pit.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Spoken like a master.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/91 "2018-03-26T15:10:30Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Boy, Melania must be loving this shit. Poor woman.

No hearts for Melania, she knew what he was when she married him. She knows what he is to this day. She’s a hard cookie, I have no doubt, who has accepted the terms of her union with a shitbag. I’d shed her no tears were she and Donald facing the firing squad.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/92 "2018-03-26T15:16:13Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Earworm waiting to happen.

“_Earworm Waiting to Happen_” ? I think that was Warren Zevon. I can hear the hook in my head. Goddamit, now it will not go away. Fuck.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/93 "2018-03-26T15:16:36Z")

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> [@BeenJammin](#):
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> I
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> Just for the record, I would LOVE to get a BJ from StormyD! 🙂

That’s never gonna happen, but after the rimjob you just gave the Fartist, maybe he will oblige.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/94 "2018-03-26T15:16:56Z")

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> [@BeenJammin](#):
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> What do you expect from a messageboard predominantly populated by neurotic attention-seekers…

I knew when I saw the user name that we’d be treated to the diarrhetic excretions of that rarest of mutant creatures, a friend of **SA**. He may be a complete blithering moron but trust me, he doesn’t need help from a cesspool of ignorance to make him look even worse.

If **SA** is reading this, I’m still waiting for him to invent some fable to account for the question I asked in [#64](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20867130&postcount=64). Don’t worry about it yourself, I doubt that your thick-skulled vapidity could even comprehend the question.

> [@BeenJammin](#):
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> … I don’t see bickering with fools as a good use of my time. I’m probably done for the week now.

Good, I’m looking forward to a nice week. But you sure produced a lot of verbiage for someone who doesn’t have time for “fools”. I guess it’s easy when it doesn’t require a brain – all you have to do is open the old sphincter and out it comes – Breitbart and Fox News content, partially digested, straight out the old asshole.

I don’t know why you’re worried about your time. I’ve seen a few of your posts, and your time seems to be completely worthless, considering what it produces. But really, since we’re all such idiots, wouldn’t you be much happier joining the Parade of Illiterates over at 4chan or the Fox News comments sections? It’s so much more your style, and perfect for your delusions.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/95 "2018-03-26T15:21:04Z")

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Do you really think she knew he was as creepy as he is? She might have been blinded by all the gold flash and money. She appears to be a little dumb. She has to know by now, but 12 or 13 years ago when they married, not so much. Sad.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/96 "2018-03-26T15:27:37Z")

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I love how SA stresses how it’s the female-targeted magazines that bother him. Notice how he never complains about Sports Illustrated’s “swimsuit “ edition where these kids can see nearly naked women on magazine covers at the local 7-11. I’ll bet he was great fun back in the day railing against that horrible rock music. How did he stand the kids listening to songs like “Good Golly Miss Molly” about a woman who actually enjoys sex.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/97 "2018-03-26T15:28:35Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> She appears to be a little dumb.

Pot? Meet Kettle.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/98 "2018-03-26T15:35:55Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> It figures that you would see a black woman as unfit of you using her name, and that a black woman should only be referred to as a slut.

Seriously, I should expect nothing less from a right-wing troll with the mental capacity of a toaster oven than slut-shaming a mother of three who has very publicly fought to keep her (only) marriage intact over the past year, just because she “spreads” her legs while dancing. But it’s still surprising when I see it.

Is SA gonna slut [shame](https://goo.gl/images/mhDjvf) [these](https://www.dancefactory.com.pt/?lightbox=dataItem-ifmyy6h71) [leg](http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/zHYUBBpzrMx/ISU+World+Figure+Skating+Championships+Day) [spreaders](https://www.flickr.com/photos/joerouton/9615599557) [too](https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fa6JEyAyb8us%2F0.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fafricantribaldance.com%2F&docid=w2DxaH4M8JG9lM&tbnid=B6hBqHl4BXU7DM%3A&vet=1&w=480&h=360&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)? Or maybe just the black and brown ones who dare speak out on public policies?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/99 "2018-03-26T15:36:30Z")

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This thread about a 60-year-old man cheating on his post-puerperal wife with a 27-year-old porn star whom he later has paid off by his lawyer in a hush agreement has turned surprisingly coarse.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stormy-daniels-interview-was-a-bust/811183/100 "2018-03-26T15:46:03Z")

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I wonder who her baby’s dad is. Has she told that?

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