# That stupid baby came out already! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089 "2006-12-06T17:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/21 "2006-12-07T09:41:55Z")
Awww… he was worth the wait! What an adorable little guy! Congratulations all around! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/22 "2006-12-07T10:02:43Z")
What a beautiful baby! Congratulations to the new parents and his new auntie! What was his gestational age? What did the APGAR rating say? Was he 38-40 weeks, or 40+ weeks? I bet your friend feels so much better already, though very tired. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/23 "2006-12-07T11:34:05Z")
That’s a good looking little guy. when you gonna have one of your own 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/24 "2006-12-07T11:46:12Z")
Adorable! He looks much older than just a few hours…more like a couple weeks (filled out his skin very nicely!). I love his name! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/25 "2006-12-07T14:49:23Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] And **LOUNE** , he has a job. And it’s way better than yours. I can’t tell you because it’s super top secret and stuff. He works for the Department of Nuclear Tipped Marsupia— I’ve said too much. [/QUOTE] So _that’s_ the new guy in the office! He’s a sweetheart. Welcome, little guy! _waves and blows kisses_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/26 "2006-12-07T16:16:29Z")
[QUOTE=Zabali\_Clawbane] What a beautiful baby! Congratulations to the new parents and his new auntie! What was his gestational age? What did the APGAR rating say? Was he 38-40 weeks, or 40+ weeks? I bet your friend feels so much better already, though very tired. [/QUOTE] The due date the hospital was going by (from periods and such, not ultrasounds) was November 23rd. The 20 week ultrasound done in California showed him being due on November 17th. For his APGAR, I remember the nurse saying 9-10 when a friend’s mom asked. He is quite the active, alert little dude. He was 41.5 weeks officially I believe. And yes! She’s really, really sore. Her husband was going to go into work today, but he can’t because she can still hardly move. She said the worst thing is actually where they cut her so she wouldn’t rip- the stitches are giving her the most ouchies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/27 "2006-12-07T16:38:48Z")
As the father of three sons, all of whom put my wife through long nasty labors and none of whom looked nearly as cute as Julian when they finally arrived, may I say… you lucky bastard. Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/28 "2006-12-07T17:13:10Z")
Julian! I love it. Squee to mom and baby! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/29 "2006-12-07T17:31:39Z")
Can I say “Anti-squee”? Has such a thing been done? If not, then… Anti-squee! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/30 "2006-12-07T17:33:40Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Can I say “Anti-squee”? Has such a thing been done? If not, then… Anti-squee! [/QUOTE] You say that now, but you just wait until you get a visit from the Department of Nuclear Tipped Marsupials. Then you’ll be singing a different tune. You’ll be squeeing like a damn guinea pig, ya will. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/31 "2006-12-07T17:39:51Z")
If it were the Department of Nuc-u-lar Infused Badgers, then I’d squee. It’s not, so I’m not. Is the Vegas thing still going on? Yea or nay? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/32 "2006-12-07T17:48:48Z")
Nay, I had to move my Chicago trip back to the original week (the week of the conference) because the grandmothers couldn’t get time off of work. That said, I go to Las Vegas like, once or twice a month. Figure out when you want/ can go and I’ll likely be there. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/33 "2006-12-07T18:04:09Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] Wheeee, he’s so adorable-and I HATE newborns! That is easily the most beautiful just-born baby ever. Tell her congratulations for me. 😃 ~Tasha [/QUOTE] Wow. You HATE newborns? Do you also DESPISE kittens and ABOMINATE puppies? Just wondering. 😉 And that is one of the most beautiful newborns I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/34 "2006-12-07T19:30:28Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] And yes! She’s really, really sore. Her husband was going to go into work today, but he can’t because she can still hardly move. She said the worst thing is actually where they cut her so she wouldn’t rip- the stitches are giving her the most ouchies. [/QUOTE] Yeah, episiotimes aren’t fun. I used Dial soap on mine, it seemed to lessen the sting and speed the healing. I washed the stitches at least twice a day, and let things airdry. For me, it helped. The douche thingy didn’t give me as clean a feeling as I wanted. Remind her to Kegel/do the pelvic strengthening excercises she was given in birthing class when she can, too. This will be a preventative measure against “[key in lock syndrome](http://www.webmd.com/content/article/32/1728_80113.htm)”. 😉 (So named because the woman is almost in the door, and “Oops!” IIRC.) ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/35 "2006-12-08T02:32:52Z")
[QUOTE=Ghanima] Wow. You HATE newborns? Do you also DESPISE kittens and ABOMINATE puppies? Just wondering. 😉 [/QUOTE] Just born ones, yes. 🙂 They’re all ugly when they first come out. Except for little Julian, of course. ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/36 "2006-12-08T02:34:22Z")
Oh, and **Least Original User Name Ever** - You, I, and **DiosaBellissima** need to meet in Vegas and party it up sometime (I was supposed to go to Vegas with ya’ll, too - but I found out I need the vacation time for something else). ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/37 "2006-12-08T03:02:37Z")
**baby!** 🙂🙂🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/38 "2006-12-08T12:07:21Z")
Wow! He’s gorgeous. Looks like one of those movie babies who can’t possibly be new. GT ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/39 "2006-12-08T13:24:59Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] Oh, and **Least Original User Name Ever** - You, I, and **DiosaBellissima** need to meet in Vegas and party it up sometime (I was supposed to go to Vegas with ya’ll, too - but I found out I need the vacation time for something else). ~Tasha [/QUOTE] The trip of debauchery is on hold, then. Methinks better planning is in order. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/40 "2006-12-10T16:58:24Z")
I can’t believe I missed this thread! Well, better late than never (which seems to be Julian’s motto, as well!) He is seriously handsome. I think WhyBaby’s got a bit of a crush. She has a thing for younger men. When I opened the pictures, she said, “Yay! Baby!” and giggled at each one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089.md?page=3)