# That stupid baby came out already! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089 "2006-12-06T17:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Flipstrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Flipstrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipstrip)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/41 "2006-12-10T17:10:28Z")
That is one cute baby. Congrats all around! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/42 "2006-12-10T20:06:21Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I can’t believe I missed this thread! Well, better late than never (which seems to be Julian’s motto, as well!) He is seriously handsome. I think WhyBaby’s got a bit of a crush. She has a thing for younger men. When I opened the pictures, she said, “Yay! Baby!” and giggled at each one. [/QUOTE] Aw! Well, we (see, I’m the publicist now) have decided that he’s going to be gay and fall in love with one of Britney Spears’ kids so we can have nice cars. I mean, if that doesn’t work out, WhyBaby is a definite next choice. I’m actually going tonight back to Vegas for work. If y’all want, I can post a few new pictures, as he has already gotten much, much bigger (gained 3 lbs or so and 3 inches or so). Of course, only if someone wants. I don’t want to spam the board with baby pictures 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/43 "2006-12-10T21:57:15Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] And yeah- I normally find most babies totally unattractive (I got slapped by my grandma the other day when, upon seeing the picture of my newborn cousin, I said she was really ugly) [/QUOTE] I’m of the opinion that my first nephew was an ugly baby. My mother of course disagreed, but she’s direct blood, and a woman, so I kind of knew her opinion. I just hope grows out of it. I think he is. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/44 "2006-12-11T03:52:14Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] …I’m actually going tonight back to Vegas for work. If y’all want, I can post a few new pictures, as he has already gotten much, much bigger (gained 3 lbs or so and 3 inches or so). Of course, only if someone wants. I don’t want to spam the board with baby pictures 😃 [/QUOTE] Ummmm, **Diosa** , how long have you been posting here? Have you read the rules? I’m positive there’s a requirement to post cute baby pictures. See…it’s right there…right between those lines! GT ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/45 "2006-12-12T14:31:40Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] **That stupid baby came out already!** \ Aw! Well, we (see, I’m the publicist now) have decided that he’s going to be gay and fall in love with one of Britney Spears’ kids so we can have nice cars. I mean, if that doesn’t work out, WhyBaby is a definite next choice. [/QUOTE] OH! I misread the title. 😉 Well then, let me offer WhyBaby’s future friendship and a possibly lucrative deal as Hollywood Beard for as long as needed, to increase public speculation, interest and ticket sales in Julian’s creative career of choice. Your choice, of course. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/46 "2006-12-12T19:05:30Z")
[QUOTE=Cardinal] I’m of the opinion that my first nephew was an ugly baby. My mother of course disagreed, but she’s direct blood, and a woman, so I kind of knew her opinion. I just hope grows out of it. I think he is. [/QUOTE] My friend had an amazingly ugly baby and he turned out to be a very handsome little guy. No worries. Congratulations on Julian! He is quite the little gentleman. No crying yet? Wonderful. I was lucky enough to be in the vicinity for my friend’s delivery. Actually, they had to do a C-section so I napped while she was whisked off; they rolled her back in but dad walked in holding the bundle. Just being nearby was great; I’m glad you got to be very close to the action. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/47 "2006-12-13T21:35:36Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] OH! I misread the title. 😉 Well then, let me offer WhyBaby’s future friendship and a possibly lucrative deal as Hollywood Beard for as long as needed, to increase public speculation, interest and ticket sales in Julian’s creative career of choice. Your choice, of course. 😃 [/QUOTE] I’ve discussed this with the mom and she finds this situation quite agreeable. Of course, we’ve yet to figure out how to clear this all with Mrs. Spears-Federline, so our plan is temporarily on hold. Oh and. . . baby pictures! Hooray. As per my obligation that was outlined by gardentraveler :D. They are a bit blurry because I didn’t want to use the flash and destroy his surely precious little retinas. [Momma and the giant huge baby of doom and cute.](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/Julian4.jpg) [He looks angry.](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/Julian1.jpg) [“Mom, tell Angel to stop taking my pictures when my hair isn’t done! What will my WhyBaby beard think?!”](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/julian5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089/48 "2006-12-14T11:56:16Z")
Awwwwwww. Almost missed this. He’s so lucky to have been born with a business plan! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-baby-came-out-already/383089.md?page=2)