# That stupid Miracle Whip ad.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 9, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380 "2009-09-09T03:03:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/61 "2009-09-10T18:36:03Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> I’ve always thought that “cheese food” sounds like something that you would feed to cheese.

Makes you wonder about “cheese product.”

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/62 "2009-09-10T18:43:58Z")

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> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#):
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> Makes you wonder about “cheese product.”

Stuff for cheese’s hair.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Say\_Dice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee59a6/32.png) [@Never\_Say\_Dice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Say_Dice)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/63 "2009-09-10T19:11:04Z")

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It’s probably a good ad. Like the stupid energy drinks made of colored water, it’s just a way to put a plain product next to people having a good time, so you think it’s not a dopey product your mother makes you put in your lunch.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/64 "2009-09-11T18:43:41Z")

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Every time I hear about Miracle Whip, I think of David Letterman back when he was funny:

“The parting of the Red Sea was a miracle.  
This, my friend, is a jar of lard.”

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/65 "2009-09-11T18:51:59Z")

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It’s still too restrained - I mean, this is _Miracle Whip_ we’re talking about. They need something more like “Miracle Whip’s all _upinyaface_, bitches! Taste goes _boo-ya!!_”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-stupid-miracle-whip-ad/509380/66 "2009-09-11T18:57:31Z")

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> [@Maiira](#):
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> Wait…does this mean you accidentally ended up putting Miracle Whip on ice cream and jello?? :eek:

Not as such, but I vaguely remember being around ten, searching the fridge for Cool Whip but not quite remembering the name, finding Miracle Whip, and tasting it. _Ugh._

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