# That VISA ad w/the super heroes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 7, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265 "2005-06-07T06:08:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/1 "2005-06-07T06:08:22Z")

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Who all is in there? OTTOMH I’m recalling Spider-Man, Captain America, Storm, Thor, Wolverine and Underdog. There’s a woman in green, looks like she has a ponytail and a cape; no idea who that is.

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**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/2 "2005-06-07T07:58:21Z")

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You’ve named the main characters (all Marvel except for Underdog). I think that the other characters were just “fill-ins” who stood around in the back.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/3 "2005-06-07T11:00:56Z")

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All I know is is that I’d like to stab Spidey in the throat every time I hear “and you won’t be held responsible for fraudulent _charges_.”

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/4 "2005-06-07T12:17:01Z")

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[Comic Book Guy] So tell me WHY does Captain America come burrowing out of the ground? Does he have some new tunneling power I was not aware of? Could it be a Skrull with the powers of the Mole Man, disguised as Captain America? [/Comic Book Guy]

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/5 "2005-06-07T12:44:28Z")

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No Love for Underdog?

☹  
Where’s da Love for Underdog, man?!?!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/6 "2005-06-07T13:52:04Z")

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Once again Bosda has mystified me.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/7 "2005-06-07T13:53:41Z")

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Hey, Sweet Polly Purebred was **hot**!

(Obligatory “doggy-style” joke here.) 😃

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/8 "2005-06-07T13:57:43Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Once again Bosda has mystified me.

Oh, pshaw!  
You make too much fuss over such a small accomplishment.  
Taint hard to do.  
😉😃

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/9 "2005-06-07T14:32:47Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Who all is in there? OTTOMH I’m recalling Spider-Man, Captain America, Storm, Thor, Wolverine and Underdog. There’s a woman in green, looks like she has a ponytail and a cape; no idea who that is.

[Sersi?](http://www.geocities.com/brenni_au/CostumeGallery.html)

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/10 "2005-06-07T14:52:40Z")

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I think that Nova and the Silver Surfer can be glimpsed in the background as well.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/11 "2005-06-07T16:47:08Z")

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…There’s a black guy with an afro and gauntlets in the back… Maybe he’s supposed to be Luke Cage… 70s version… without a shirt… and a much bigger hairdo… and umm… wrong pants… Maybe it’s Black Goliath… without a shirt… etc. etc.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/12 "2005-06-07T17:29:55Z")

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> [@Push You Down](#):
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> …There’s a black guy with an afro and gauntlets in the back… Maybe he’s supposed to be Luke Cage… 70s version… without a shirt… and a much bigger hairdo… and umm… wrong pants… Maybe it’s Black Goliath… without a shirt… etc. etc.

“That’s SuperVolt!”

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/13 "2005-06-07T17:32:58Z")

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> [@Max Carnage](#):
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> “That’s SuperVolt!”

That was Black Vulcan who referred to himself as SuperVolt.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/14 "2005-06-07T19:38:52Z")

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I cringe every time I see Cap make that ugly-ass grimace.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/15 "2005-06-07T20:00:39Z")

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[sinbad on snl]

Dammit, I’m BLACK VULCAN, man! You don’t recognize me?

[/sinbad on snl]

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**Author:** ![mrunlucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@mrunlucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrunlucky)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/16 "2005-06-07T20:05:48Z")

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I see this commercial and every time I wonder why Spider-Man sounds like Woody Allen.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/17 "2005-06-07T20:25:50Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> All I know is is that I’d like to stab Spidey in the throat every time I hear “and you won’t be held responsible for fraudulent _charges_.”

I’d like to see you try. (Spider-sense, y’know.)

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/18 "2005-06-08T11:34:42Z")

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I don’t get why Underdog was late ariving. I mean if he has “Speed of Lighting” and the Blaze of Thunger…

I mean If Superman is Faster than a Speeding Locomotive…

…Then again, does this mean that “Shoeshine Boy” Takes Visa?

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/19 "2005-06-08T12:00:18Z")

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> [@mrunlucky](#):
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> I see this commercial and every time I wonder why Spider-Man sounds like Woody Allen.

Because he’s trying to sound like Tobey Maguire.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-visa-ad-w-the-super-heroes/307265/20 "2005-06-08T12:10:14Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> I mean If Superman is Faster than a Speeding Locomotive…

Superman is faster than a speeding _bullet_. He’s _more powerful_ than a locomotive. Also able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

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