# That was no ordinary rabbit. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404 "2008-11-12T19:50:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/1 "2008-11-12T19:50:53Z")
[“Man spends 3 days in valley after driving off road while trying to miss rabbit”](http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/news/20081112p2a00m0na008000c.html) It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide; it’s a killer! ---
**Author:** ![Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crocodiles_And_Boulevards)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/2 "2008-11-12T21:12:26Z")
lol! My girlfriend totally didn’t get it, but someone needs to hunt that long-eared fiend down! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/3 "2008-11-12T21:14:02Z")
And in addition to rescuing the guy, the police found another car nearby, with a body underneath. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/4 "2008-11-12T21:29:53Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And in addition to rescuing the guy, the police found another car nearby, with a body underneath. Obviously the rabbit has done this before. Yet more proof that it is a menace to society and must be stopped! I recommend nuking the area from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/5 "2008-11-12T21:51:08Z")
It is further proof of the Animal Conspiracy! ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/6 "2008-11-12T22:03:53Z")
Was it related to [this](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Rabbitattack.jpg) rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/7 "2008-11-12T23:05:55Z")
\ Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And whats with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies! \ Brian (or maybe midgets) ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/8 "2008-11-13T11:58:37Z")
That’s why I always drive with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Remember: Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/9 "2008-11-13T14:17:41Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > Was it related to [this](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Rabbitattack.jpg) rabbit? Might have been related to this rabbit too: > **[Jimmy Carter rabbit incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident)** > > The Jimmy Carter rabbit incident, sensationalized as the "killer rabbit attack" by the press, involved a swamp rabbit (Sylvilagus aquaticus) that aggressively swam toward U.S. president Jimmy Carter's fishing boat on April 20, 1979. The incident caught the imagination of the media after Associated Press White House correspondent Brooks Jackson learned of the story months later. > On April 20, 1979, during a few days of vacation in his hometown of Plains, Georgia, Carter was fishing in a johnboat... ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/10 "2008-11-13T16:22:28Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > [“Man spends 3 days in valley after driving off road while trying to miss rabbit”](http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/news/20081112p2a00m0na008000c.html) > > It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide; it’s a killer! What, you mean be’ind the rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-was-no-ordinary-rabbit/472404/11 "2008-11-13T16:24:02Z")
Look at the bones!!!