# That wasn't fruit in that yougurt! (TMI!!!!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598 "2005-01-19T19:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/1 "2005-01-19T19:17:37Z")
My brother was over for the 3-day weekend a few days ago, and it just so happened that both of us went out on a date on the same day (though different places, thank Og! :eek: ). While we were talking in my room, he says, “Hold on a minute, I’m going to get something to eat”. He goes off to get something from the fridge in the garage and comes back in my room. While we are discussing our own respective ups and downs about our evening out with our dates, he comments, “Sheesh, the fruit in that yogurt tastes nasty!”. I look on the label, and comment, “Uh, Sean? That yougurt doesn’t heve _have_ fruit pieces in it!”. He looks rather puzzled. Then we see expiration date…which was _Last November_! :eek: Beargh! ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/2 "2005-01-19T23:19:11Z")
How did the maggots get inside the yogurt? This _is_ about maggots, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/3 "2005-01-19T23:22:11Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > How did the maggots get inside the yogurt? > > This _is_ about maggots, isn’t it? I think it was… fungus of some sort :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/4 "2005-01-19T23:23:54Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > I think it was… > > fungus of some sort :eek: Eh, better than maggots. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/5 "2005-01-19T23:45:52Z")
Could it have been maggot fungus? ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/6 "2005-01-19T23:56:16Z")
Once in 6th grade I was eating my lunch at school. I smelled some awful disgusting rotton smell, but I assumed someone around me was just eating something disgusting. Then I opened my milk, took a swig, then promptly spit the disgusting mess out. The expiration date was the previous Decemeber. 'Twas April when I took the swig. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/7 "2005-01-20T01:38:14Z")
Thinking that you have fruit in your yogurt when you really don’t is no worse than thinking that you have yogurt when you don’t. (Note to self: Never eat yogurt at **mangeorge** ’s house.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/8 "2005-01-20T14:48:04Z")
See, that’s why I don’t eat yogurt. Or things with fruit in them. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/9 "2005-01-20T14:53:43Z")
> [@Little Bird](#): > > See, that’s why I don’t eat yogurt. Or things with fruit in them. You sure its fruit? Man best TMI thread I made in a while! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-wasnt-fruit-in-that-yougurt-tmi/285598/10 "2005-01-20T16:24:54Z")
I just came in to say: I was looking at two thread titles: One was about a hypothetical in which Jeb Bush was elected President in '08. The other was this thread. Guess which one I decided my stomach could handle? I’m reminded of the scene in **Notting Hil** l when the roommate is eating something and saying “there’s something wrong with this yogurt,” only to be told that it is, in fact, mayonnaise. :eek: