# THAT'LL teach you to have sex in church

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thatll-teach-you-to-have-sex-in-church/204959>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thatll-teach-you-to-have-sex-in-church/204959 "2003-10-01T18:11:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thatll-teach-you-to-have-sex-in-church/204959/21 "2003-10-03T11:23:31Z")

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Wonder how worried the woman is now!

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thatll-teach-you-to-have-sex-in-church/204959/22 "2003-10-04T06:23:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelicGemma \*  
> \*\*Wonder how worried the woman is now! \*\*

She was last seen breaking the Guinness Book record for making novenas.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thatll-teach-you-to-have-sex-in-church/204959/23 "2003-10-07T01:02:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \*  
> \*\*Well, I couldn’t really teach you about having sex in church. I’m not a priest. \*\*

Odds are you also to old to be an altar boy. 😃

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