# That's a-whore-e! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259 "2001-11-19T19:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jkusters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jkusters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkusters)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/1 "2001-11-19T19:43:24Z")
When your love’s too complex, And you pay to have sex, That’s a-whore-e! When four paws hit the gound, And the beast makes a sound, That’s a-roar-e! When good health’s too much fuss, And your wound’s full of puss, That’s a-sore-e! _Everybody join in, you know the tune!_ (credit thomasm for the first one, I’m to blame for the rest…) JOhn. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/2 "2001-11-19T19:53:54Z")
When amoré was done before-ay, a link is made to more [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93629](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93629)"amoré. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/3 "2001-11-19T19:55:13Z")
When amoré was done before-ay, a link is made to more[amoré](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93629). ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/4 "2001-11-19T20:32:13Z")
When the sperm hits your eye, with a big spurting sigh, that’s amoré! ::d&R:: -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/5 "2001-11-20T00:56:26Z")
Apple Macintosh sucks Windows ain’t worth five bucks - Commodoré! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/6 "2001-11-20T05:23:20Z")
blacknight wins. what? no, i don’t know how you score these, but HE WINS. whatever the prize is. ---
**Author:** ![Oak\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Oak\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oak_Man)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/7 "2001-11-20T20:35:37Z")
When a snake swims right by Turns and looks in your eye That’s a MORAY! ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/8 "2001-11-21T01:03:05Z")
When you drink from a glass till you fall on your ass that’s the floor, eh? When you must make a note that you count all the votes that’s the Gore way. And last just for show, and Edgar Allen Poe, Nevermore-ay. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/9 "2001-11-21T01:17:49Z")
When you think you’ve done this before, But you’re not really sure, Use the [search](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72707)-e. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jkusters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jkusters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkusters)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/10 "2001-11-21T01:33:46Z")
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I violated one of SDMB’s unwritten cardinal rules, “Thou shalt not repeat a topic.” Is there a thread somewhere with all of the unwritten SDMB rules? (Probably not, since they’re unwritten…) JOhn (mea maxima culpa). ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-a-whore-e/94259/11 "2001-11-21T02:42:04Z")
Actually, it’s been done a few times, it’s great every time, IMO. Variety on a theme and all that. I was just pointing to the other one to note my own particular wit and humor, carry on.