# That's Amore...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-amore/154144>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 10, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-amore/154144 "2003-02-10T17:41:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-amore/154144/1 "2003-02-10T17:41:24Z")

</div>

In [this thread](http://thebruces.stormbirds.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14037) over at the Pizza Parlor, **GOM** (under his screen name there of **Junk Yard Frog** ) posted the parody that’s been going around the Internet on the song “That’s Amore” – and I added in some of the other verses I’d run into.

I have one that my quirky mind came up with that I wanted to share, but which seemed inappropriate for that audience’s taste, but which I wanted to post here for adult anime fans:

When two _bishounen_  
Act like Phelps says they can,  
That’s some _yaoi_!

😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-amore/154144/2 "2003-02-11T12:07:51Z")

</div>

Hey, **polycarp** , if you want to read some truly dreadful puns on the same lines, try [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=93629), or perhaps [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=72707)… I remembered they existed because I recall losing 2 hours of my life contributing to them (well, one of them, anyway).

Enjoy.