# That's it, bouv has got to go! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887 "2006-06-16T01:03:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/1 "2006-06-16T01:03:52Z")
Drag him out of town by horses, kick him off the boat, Hell, shoot him in the face for all I care, but **bouv** has worn out his welcome for far too long and we have got to get rid of him! In the meantime, we are holding interviews for his replacement. Current candidates include: **Mr.Snrub** (Yes, that will do…) **Thrillhouse** (sometimes also goes by **Thrillho** ) **Captain Pantaloons** We are also taking applications from other…umm…applicants, so if you have any suggestions, they will be welcomed. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/2 "2006-06-16T01:07:20Z")
**Alice O’Forethought** , maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/3 "2006-06-16T01:31:56Z")
I don’t care who it is, as long as it’s not Sir Blah. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/4 "2006-06-16T01:49:12Z")
The Chicken of Bristol, that perennial candidate, is still available, AFAIK. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/5 "2006-06-16T02:05:49Z")
Magnificent Bastard? Diaper Dandy? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/6 "2006-06-16T02:29:39Z")
Vince Klortho? HillBilly Ocean? Monchichi Barbecue? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/7 "2006-06-16T02:41:04Z")
No suggestions but I for one am glad to see you changing your name. Now you can have anagrams (which I don’t have - hmm) and you can do fun things with your name! Yay! (What is a bouv anyway?) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/8 "2006-06-16T03:30:23Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > The Chicken of Bristol, that perennial candidate, is still available, AFAIK. Silly me. It wasn’t until I read your post that I actually understood what we were talking about here… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/9 "2006-06-16T04:42:04Z")
**And Now For Something Completely Different**? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/10 "2006-06-16T04:44:26Z")
**Captain Wanker** In a good way, of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/11 "2006-06-16T04:50:56Z")
Butlertron One - Underpants Variant ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/12 "2006-06-16T04:50:59Z")
**Buckaroo Banzai The Horrendous Space Kablooie Wapi Choo Slippery Dick Robot Chicken Dorkus Malorkus Miroslav Satan Tsar Bomba Rat Pfink a Boo Boo Christian Cannabich Hopkin Green Frog Giant-Size Man-Thing** Or why not simply: **Throatwarbler Mangrove** (I think that one is still available). ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/13 "2006-06-16T05:39:19Z")
I always thought **Electronic Chaos** had a nice ring to it. Hmm…it seems that one’s taken. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/14 "2006-06-16T05:52:23Z")
The Man of Spiel ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/15 "2006-06-16T05:59:43Z")
We already have a **Thrillhouse15** , so as much as I’ve always wanted to see a **Thrillho** on this board, it’s probably a bad idea. If you want to keep it Simpsons-related… **Rory Calhoun**? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/16 "2006-06-16T06:11:54Z")
Or howzabout **Perfectly Cromulent**? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/17 "2006-06-16T10:31:25Z")
**The Poster Formerly Known as bouv**? **The Incredible Thread Stealer**? (this one has a secret) **Wonked-up Wally**? **Do-Dee-Do**? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/18 "2006-06-16T10:58:06Z")
**Seth Bifteck** **Crete Bonestructure** **Freep Flatulent** **Bing Arsebagel** **Bibliothèque a la Carte** **Charmin Squeezer** ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/19 "2006-06-16T11:10:51Z")
Colonel Sir Wallace Cholmondoley Waghorn III Captain Scarlet Fred the Wonder Beagle Jor-El Man of Mysterious Means Brave Little Toaster Gregorian Chant Pamela Anderson Lee Twonk Judge Death Secret Squirrel Innocent Millicent Sgt Rock Corben Dallas Billy the Bus ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-bouv-has-got-to-go/360887/20 "2006-06-16T12:06:40Z")
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