# That's it Cowboy fans, your season is over! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 24, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499 "2009-08-24T14:22:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/1 "2009-08-24T14:22:45Z")
According to [this](http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/jessica-simpson-curses-ex_1113716) article, Jessica Simpson has put a curse on your QB! 🙂 (If this weren’t about sports I would have put it in MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/2 "2009-08-24T14:41:59Z")
I’m not aware of any other NFL player who’s love life has such a deleterious impact on their level of play. Romo actually looked pretty good against the Titans. I suspect this will last only until he gets a new girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/3 "2009-08-24T14:43:16Z")
No, damnit! You don’t “put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of falling in love again”, you put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of ever finding the end zone again! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/4 "2009-08-24T14:49:34Z")
Does this mean we will be cursed with a Jessica Simpson cover of “I Put a Spell On You”? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/5 "2009-08-24T22:33:19Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > No, damnit! You don’t “put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of falling in love again”, you put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of ever finding the end zone again! No kidding. I read the OP and thought maybe she’d cursed his football life. His love life? Sweet! If this witch is even half-competent, my money’s on the 'boys for the next three or four Super Bowls. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/6 "2009-08-24T23:26:35Z")
What a weirdo. But that ass! WOOT! And I’m sure incense wasn’t the only thing burning… ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/7 "2009-08-26T21:55:53Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > According to [this](http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/jessica-simpson-curses-ex_1113716) article, Jessica Simpson has put a curse on your QB! 🙂 (If this weren’t about sports I would have put it in MPSIMS) We rebuke you, Satan, and your minions. The Cowboys are doing it this year! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-cowboy-fans-your-season-is-over/507499/8 "2009-08-26T23:59:04Z")
> [@ministryman](#): > > The Cowboys are doing it this year! Yeah, absolutely! Wait…we agree that “it” is “majorly failing to live up to expectations”, right?