# That's it I am done with movies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 28, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273 "2010-07-28T05:26:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/61 "2010-07-29T14:51:20Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> Here is how we stop Hollywood from making these craptastic films:
> 
> **DON’T SEE THEM!**
> 
> If Yogi Bear’s Box office revenue tanks the first two weekends, and the DVD ends up in the $1 bin, they’ll get the message.
> 
> Who’s with me on this one, Dopers?

He’s smarter than the average…

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/62 "2010-07-29T17:10:28Z")

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Hey, you want someone to tear apart your Yogi Bear memories? Show your kids [this little gem](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzo8xADFwjA).

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/63 "2010-07-29T18:40:41Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> I mean come on. _Justin Timberlake_?

That’s Emmy-winning actor Justin Timberlake to you, working with Oscar-nominated Dan Aykroyd. I hope Tom Hanks does a cameo as Huckleberry Hound.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/64 "2010-07-29T21:48:50Z")

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It could be worse–it could be _ **Titanic 2** _ (yes, it’s real).

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/65 "2010-07-30T00:06:26Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Wow, Ghostbusters 2 sucked. Ghostbusters 3 might actually suck enough to create a black hole.

Total Protonic Reversal!

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Re new Yogi Bear and all the preceding posts: THANK GOD Bill Watterson refused to merchandise Calvin and Hobbes.

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**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/66 "2010-07-30T00:53:56Z")

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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572656) should be enough to restore **anyone’s** faith in movies.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/67 "2010-07-30T04:20:55Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Yogi Bear [trailer here](http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810128125/trailer#21117770)
> 
> Not horrendous, but nothing worth seeing.

I just saw the trailer. I still think it’s going to suck big, fat, hairy donkey balls.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/68 "2010-07-30T08:35:28Z")

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Timberlake sounds awesome as Boo Boo. Acroyd is not quite as good at Yogi, but it’s okay.

The main thing that bothers me is that the CGI on the bears sucks. The trailer even had a CGI pie that looked really fake.

I don’t mind the rangers sounding different, and i wish we could have heard Cindy, even if they don’t want us to see her.

BTW, someone upthread mentioned 3D Bugs Bunny. Oddly enough, I think the Bugs Bunny of Space Jam did the best at this. Yes, he’s still drawn, but he looked like he took up 3D space. IF there was a way to get 2D animation to look good in 3D movies, I’d be all for it.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/69 "2010-07-30T11:54:18Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> …  
> I just saw the trailer. I still think it’s going to suck big, fat, hairy donkey balls.

Ursine balls.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/70 "2010-07-30T12:12:00Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> ps. 3D porn? Does anyone really need a pair of big, hairy bollocks swinging out of their tv screen?

Not me. If they ever get 3D technology working to the point where I can watch it without getting a headache, I intend to stick to 3D lesbian porn.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/71 "2010-07-30T12:46:15Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> BTW, someone upthread mentioned 3D Bugs Bunny. Oddly enough, I think the Bugs Bunny of Space Jam did the best at this. Yes, he’s still drawn, but he looked like he took up 3D space. IF there was a way to get 2D animation to look good in 3D movies, I’d be all for it.

A lot of cartoon characters aren’t three-dimensionally consistant, and just wouldn’t look right.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/72 "2010-07-30T15:49:57Z")

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> [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](#):
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> [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572656) should be enough to restore **anyone’s** faith in movies.

That and the rumors of Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria starring in a remake of _Tipping the Velvet_.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/73 "2010-07-30T15:54:07Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> IF there was a way to get 2D animation to look good in 3D movies, I’d be all for it.

Cel-shading.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/74 "2010-08-09T15:12:25Z")

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They did come up with a hell of a marketing slogan for this one: “Good things come in bears.”

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/75 "2010-08-09T16:03:27Z")

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[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedFOREVER](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedFOREVER)

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/76 "2010-08-09T16:13:15Z")

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> [@Todderbob](#):
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> > [@PSXer](#):
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> > Alright maybe the Yogi Bear one isn’t so bad but is the last straw in a long line of bad adaptions.
> > 
> > Garfield. Garfield 2. How did more than one of those get made?
> 
> Don’t like bad movies?  
> Don’t see them.
> 
> Don’t like gay marriage?  
> Don’t have one.
> 
> Seems simple enough to me. 😃

Don’t like rape? Don’t rape anyone.  
Oh wait, sometimes the “it doesn’t effect me” mentality doesn’t apply.  
Someone HAS to stop bad movies from being made! 😃

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/77 "2010-11-23T04:21:09Z")

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Update: Yogi ads now on TV. The disconnect between the CGI Yogi and Boo Boo and the live action actors is jarring.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/78 "2010-11-23T04:32:11Z")

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I’m sorry, but kids today don’t appreciate the classics?

Kids today are WATCHING the classics. Kids today get to see cartoons like SpongeBob, which is as good a cartoon as has ever been broadcast on TV. They go to the movies and see Pixar films, which are masterpeices. The quality of TV and movie cartoons being put out these days is fricking through the roof.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/79 "2010-12-14T16:36:51Z")

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Just curious, is anyone planning on watching what looks like a heaping pile of bear dung?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-i-am-done-with-movies/548273/80 "2010-12-14T16:56:23Z")

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Someone created a very elaborate [parody](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4) of the Yogi Bear movie. The New York Times [article](http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/12/13/warner-brothers-wont-fight-yogi-bear-video-parody/) on it suggested that it’s based on the recent film _The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford_ (which I haven’t seen).

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